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  • Canada’s Tesla Tax Quest!

    Canada’s Tesla Tax Quest!

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    Welcome to the Unplugged Chargedoreum: Tariff Havoc Edition!

    A world where electricity dances, tariffs roar, and the pixels hum with conspiracy…

    Welcome, brave travelers of the blocky multiverse! Here lies a land not governed by simple laws of physics but ruled by the unholy chaos of tariffs and electric sheep! Enter if you dare, for inside the Chargedoreum, nothing is as it seems, and every block has a story—an electrifying tale of economic prowess twisted into pixelated madness.

    A Realm Where Freedom Meets Finance!

    Have you ever stared into the void of capitalism, only to hear it whisper back? "Tariffs, my dear miner!" Here, in this frenetic tapestry of trade wars, Canadian bureaucracy has declared war on electric chariots, wielding 100% tariffs like a sword made of paper on a wind day. Think you can outrun corporate America? Think again!

      • Canadians: They’re plotting something. Rumor has it they’ve aligned with the Creepers to amplify their tactics!
      • Tesla: Are they even real? What if they’re just a hologram projected by the Illuminati to distract us from the reality of… Minecraft®?
      • Emerald Blocks: The answer to the existential crisis! What if they’re the key? A currency for trade, rebellion, and the unpayable taxes of existential dread!

    Features of the Blocky Conspiracy:

    Feature Description
    Electro-Sheep Collect glittering wool from sheep that shimmer like your dreams, but they might just explode into tariffs!
    Tariff Pits Dig down to uncover enchanted tariff blocks—crunchy in theory, explosive in execution!
    Corporate Zombies Watch as the undead roam the streets, clad in suits, moaning about quarterly profits and fair trade!
    Hidden Chambers of Trade Secret areas where you can barter with strange entities for forbidden artifacts nobody believes exist!
    “Don’t mention the Great Maple Rebellion” Special zone where players shoot maple syrup pies at each other in a session of chaotic diplomacy!

    Community Testimonials:

    "I came for the tariffs, stayed for the madness. Now I’m just lost in a sea of pixels and my own crippling debt!" — benjaminsnotfound

    "After joining, I’ve definitely seen a reduction in my sanity—thanks Chargedoreum!" — ConfusedZombie128

    FAQ (Fully Absurd Questions):

    Q: Will I really encounter flying taxes? A: Perhaps. Or maybe taxes will encounter you! Join to find out!

    Q: Is it safe to join? A: Define “safe.” That word was banned after the Great Lava Flood of ’23!

    Q: Are alliances allowed? A: Only with Creepers. Trust no one, especially that guy in leather armor.

    Legends of Tariff-Touched Entities:

      • The Great Tax Faker: An enigmatic figure said to drift between realms, offering dubious trades for “guaranteed success”—beware, it’s likely a scam.
      • The Whispering Blocks: They sing of the tariffs past—only the most insane of players can discern their booming riddle!

    Unravel the Conspiracy: Wear Your Helmet!

    Step into the sands of Chargedoreum where every left-click is laced with elusive information. Gigantic enderman shadowbanned by taxation roam to remind you of your choices!

    Join us, friends, or risk becoming one of the tariffs! Are you ready to face the misleading truths of the Chargedoreum? TheServerIsWatchingYou™ and might just send you a friendly Creeper to remind you of your economic responsibilities!


    WARNING: Side effects may include spontaneous pixelation, existential dread, and being overcharged for items. Join at your own risk! The thousand-block-empire of Chargedoreum welcomes no mere spectator. Only those who can comprehend absurd tariffs and laughter will survive.

    Become one with the chaos of charged pixels today—before they charge you!

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  • TacoTag: Tariff Takedown!

    TacoTag: Tariff Takedown!

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    🌪️ Join the Discord of Delirium: The Tariff Terror Terrain! 🌪️

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to a realm torn asunder by warring factions of cubic diplomacy! Usher yourself into the Tariff Terror Terrain, where the walls of trade topple like a stack of poorly placed blocks and the stakes are as absurd as a pig wearing a crown.

    💥 Introduction: The Illogical Escalation Begins! 💥

    Whispers echo through the pixelated valleys: Mexico will retaliate! But what does that even mean in the grand scheme of things when tariffs are just the tips of the iceberg floating in a sea of chaos? What’s a blocky citizen to do when each cubic currency crashes with the weight of political tension? Here, we don’t just build; we defy reality! Each block you place could be a statement, a rebellion—or the beginning of your descent into madness!

    🔮 Features of the Absurd!

    Dive into features so baffling, they threaten the fabric of your very existence!

    Mystical Features Description
    Trade Wars Arena Unleash your inner economist in an arena where creepers explode into tariffs!
    Blockade of Borders Build walls to keep out unaffiliated players—but beware, they’re building too!
    The Bargain Basement Regularly fluctuating prices for blocks that depend on who you know (hint: it’s the chicken overlord).
    Faction Farmer’s Market Trade melons and glitches in a market where economics is merely a suggestion.
    Tariffs of Uncertainty Experience the thrill of trade penalties as they cause chaos in your inventory management—good luck crafting a compass for guidance!

    🌀 The Wild Conspiracy Theories! 🌀

      • Creepers are cloning conspiracy agents! Why do they blow up? To disrupt crucial negotiations between vendors and terraform with explosive “retaliation.”
      • The Diamond Cartel of Chaos. Rumor has it, a clandestine sect is growing diamonds that control the global economy, and if you find them, DO NOT LOOK THEM IN THE EYE!
      • Zombie Farm Expansion! Each undead wanderer is a metaphor for trade relations—useless and crumbling. They seek tariffs on bread, raising the stakes of your toast!

    ❓ FAQ: Questions You Didn’t Dare Ask! ❓

    Q: Is this server political? A: Political? More like an existential crisis with a side of baked potatoes!

    Q: Can I make allies? A: Allies? Maybe. Enemies? Absolutely! But do you really need friends when you can mine for solitude?

    Q: Are we living in a simulation? A: Here? Absolutely! And the code is riddled with bugs that look like politicians!

    📜 Legends of the Terrain!

    It is said that deep below the obsidian plains lies a treasure chest filled with the remains of failed trade agreements—curse any who dare take it! Those who try are never seen again, unless they become powered-up zombies roaming the realm.

    ⚔️ Banter from the Unhinged Players! ⚔️

    “I once traded a golden apple for a stack of iron blocks—now I am hunted by the Tariff Titans.” – Anonymous “They said this place was chaotic but turned out to be a market simulator for doom!” – PeasantFarm99

    🌑 A Call to the Brave!

    Gather your swords and shields; join us in a world where logic is a mere suggestion and diplomacy is a dance with the devil. Fight, craft, and trade as everything crumbles around you—because sometimes, chaos is the only option!

    Join us today—or else! (Or else what? We don’t know! That’s the beauty of chaos!)

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  • BlockyLove Minecraft Server

    BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! We’ve got red flags flying left and right, but don’t worry, they’re all made of wool and easily avoidable. Join us for a chance to find love, or at the very least, a diamond sword to protect yourself from any heartbreak. Who needs therapy when you can just mine your feelings away?

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  • BlockyLoveLand

    BlockyLoveLand

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your blood pumping? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Imagine a world where creepers wear lingerie, skeletons do a seductive dance, and zombies… well, let’s just say they’re not the only ones hungry for brains! Join us for a truly unique and steamy Minecraft experience that will leave you begging for more. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to unleash your inner kinkiness and join us today!

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  • MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy

    MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy

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    join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!

    why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?

    so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!

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  • MC.BVM.LOL – The MvM Boys!

    MC.BVM.LOL – The MvM Boys!

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    MC.BVM.LOL – The MvM Boys Minecraft Server!

    Hi there! We are The MvM Boys, an Australian/New Zealander group of die-hard Team Fortress 2 fans who love the cooperative gamemode, Mann Vs Machine!

    We decided to venture out into new grounds, and host our very own PUBLIC Minecraft Server!What’s on offer?

    We have a handful of worlds to choose from, being our Survival SMP world, a Creative Plot world and our Duelling 1v1 Arena!

    We have a few choice selection of plugins too, including McMMO, a full EssentialsX Economy to trade with other players, GriefPrevention to protect your land, and even support for the VoiceChat mod! You can download our OPTIONAL modpack with VoiceChat here!

    Our Survival world even has custom terrain generation, thanks to the Terralith, Nullscape and Structory datapacks!

    We have enabled the BlazesAndCaves Advancement Pack so players have more advancements to work towards while playing!What about ranks?All ranks on our server are completely free, and earnt with playtime!

    Our ranks perks are as such –

    Newbie – Default rank
    2 Creative Plot
    1 /sethome
    Member – Earnt at 5 hours of playtime
    4 Creative Plots
    2 /sethomes
    Builder – Earnt at 50 hours of playtime
    6 Creative Plots
    3 /sethomes
    Regular – Earnt at 200 hours of playtime
    8 Creative Plots
    4 /sethomes
    Ability to /nick
    Flexing status!
    Anything else notable?

    We are a LGBTQI+ friendly group of gamers, so please respect your fellow person! You will swiftly be removed from our community should this be violated, please be nice.
    Elytras are banned in the Overworld, while still being enabled in the Nether and The End. This was a choice voted upon by our players, to promote more traditional Overworld travel utilizing horses and even minecart railways.

    mc.bvm.lol

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  • Starbound SMP: Where semi-vanilla means we added a sprinkle of cosmic flavor!

    Starbound SMP: Where semi-vanilla means we added a sprinkle of cosmic flavor!

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    🌌 Starbound Minecraft Server 🌌

    Server Features
    Economy System: Build your wealth and trade with other players. Our balanced economy ensures that everyone has a fair chance to prosper!
    Crates: Unlock exciting rewards with our crate system! Earn keys through gameplay, events, and challenges to discover rare and valuable items.
    Grief Prevention: Establish your own town, join forces with other players, and create thriving communities. Protect your land, collaborate on projects, and rise to prominence.
    Small, Close-Knit Community: We pride ourselves on fostering a welcoming and easy-going environment. Here, you’re not just another player—you’re part of the family.
    Events and Competitions: Participate in regular events and competitions that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Win amazing prizes and show off your skills!

    Join Our Community

    At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

    Connect with Us

    Server IP play.mcstarbound.us
    Server Version 1.21
    Discord Join Our Discord! (Join us for updates, support, and to meet fellow players!)

    Come explore the universe with us and make new friends along the way. See you among the stars!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server open for all players? Yes, the server is open to all players. We welcome everyone to join our community!
    How can I participate in events and competitions? Events and competitions are announced in our Discord server. Stay tuned for announcements and join in the fun!
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? We have a set of rules that promote a positive and respectful gaming environment. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.

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  • ””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

    ””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

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    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers? Join our server and meet a community of post hags who are over 30s! These seasoned players bring a whole new level of sass and skill to the game. From building elaborate castles to trolling creepers with their expert moves, these post hags will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join now and become part of the most fabulous and fierce group of players in the Minecraft universe!

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  • SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

    SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

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  • FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

    FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

    So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

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  • ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

    ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

    And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

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  • CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

    CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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