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so, like, you know how trump is all like “imposing tariffs on australia”? well, that’s just a cover-up for the real reason – he’s tryna distract everyone from the fact that he’s secretly building a minecraft server in the white house basement! yep, you heard it here first folks. and let me tell ya, this server is lit af. we’ve got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode glitter instead of blowing up your stuff, and a secret portal that takes you straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. so come join us on this epic adventure, cuz who needs politics when you can be building giant statues of meme characters instead? #minecraftforpresident