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  • F**k You Minecraft SMP

    F**k You Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3024
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4224 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Astral Projections Made: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

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  • BlockyBoundaries: SayNoToStress

    BlockyBoundaries: SayNoToStress
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7092
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna learn how to be more assertive, cuz apparently dat reduces stress or sumthin. u can practice sayin no and settin boundaries without bein mean. plus, u can improve ur self-esteem and self-confidence while u play. so come join us and be assertive af in dis crazy minecraft world!

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  • Hey there Minecraft SMP

    Hey there Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 7958
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Chimeras Created: 4

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    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, having your house turned into a giant cake by a mischievous admin, or getting teleported to the Nether every time you try to mine diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy dictatorship? The choice is yours.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

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  • ShowerFirstOrBust

    ShowerFirstOrBust
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 1538
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

    We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

    Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

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  • BabysitCraft Minecraft Server

    BabysitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7844
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of in-laws who always show up late and never want to leave? Do you crave a child-free evening with your spouse without any interruptions? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with passive-aggressive messages from your spouse about meeting the in-laws at a beer garden. On our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any family drama getting in the way.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing your plans – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper.

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  • CampCraftCounselorCringe

    CampCraftCounselorCringe
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8302
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Votes: 2394

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

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  • BlockPartyFunTime

    BlockPartyFunTime
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5103
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 295
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 9247

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.

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  • ExitRageCraft

    ExitRageCraft
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 385
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

    On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1857
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 35560 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

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    Pros

    no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

    Cons

    they are not there

    135.181.237.62:25914

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  • Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

    Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5766
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

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    Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

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  • The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

    The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 261
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Emeralds Found: 8440 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2646
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Crops Grown: 3896
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

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    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

    🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

    🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

    👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

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  • WeddingCrasher69

    WeddingCrasher69
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2415
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

    Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

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  • BreakUpBluesMC SMP

    BreakUpBluesMC SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4797
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Falling into the Void: 0

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    Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

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  • DeleteMyExCraft

    DeleteMyExCraft
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2755
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!

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  • Thunderstorm Energy Quest

    Thunderstorm Energy Quest
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3501
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4326 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got some next level shizz goin’ on! We got mysterious form of high-energy radiation spotted in thunderstorms, like whaaat?! It’s like playin’ Minecraft on steroids, man!

    When you join, you might get superpowers or turn into a mutant creeper, who knows?! It’s all part of the fun, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures.

    But be careful, cuz there’s also a gang of evil villagers tryin’ to take over the server. You gotta team up with other players and fight ’em off with your diamond swords and enchanted bows. It’s a battle for survival, but also a barrel of laughs!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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  • Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!

    Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 5407
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Votes: 383
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 408000 Dimension Hops: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Awesome Origins Server
    Features Origins mod, custom plugins, friendly community
    IP Address 123.456.789.0
    Version 1.16.5

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I don’t have the Origins mod?

    Unfortunately, the server requires players to have the Origins mod installed in order to join.

    2. Is there a whitelist on the server?

    No, the server is open to all players who meet the requirements.

    3. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or ask an admin for more information.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 2764
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3981
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3578 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a community crazier than a chicken jockey riding a pig!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of deranged pandas who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. – We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats. – Our server events include a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest using nothing but explosives. – We have a special potion in-game that turns you into a dancing llama for 24 hours. Trust us, it’s worth it. – Our server chat is constantly filled with puns so bad, they’ll make you want to log off and never return. But don’t worry, we’ll lure you back in with promises of unlimited cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in-game, fellow adventurers!

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