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We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.
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We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.
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spectacledweaver.aternos.host:38791
176.192.169.9:38014
aleswarsMC.aternos.me:53235
This Server Amongas You can play with friends and so on.
AmongasSK.aternos.me:55644
New anarchic server!Good admins, kind players, inexpensive donation!Best anarchy, low ping!
45.93.200.34:25598
Vampiric craft is a roleplay magical experience It is hardcore so be careful not to die Mobs like zombies vampires skeletons and much more that have the coding of bad mobs do not spawn mobs that have the coding of animals do spawn some may attack you if you attack them you can make your own villages you could become lord of your own villages you can be a magic user a human a vampire if you want to be a vampire ask me I can only give vampirism to one person be lucky that person will be you If you ask first the reason why I’m saying this is because vampires do not spawn and you can turn other players if you truly want every village must have a Lord Keep that in mind regular vanilla structures may not spawn in the world you’re gonna have to make your villages from scratch a blaze rod can be used as handcuffs Keep in mind you’re gonna have to download a modpack soon as you join my discord server to join my minecraft server In my discord server you’re gonna have to have a certain role To be able to view the server IPS and modpacks and that role is for you guys to figure out be careful not to get executed there will be a server called the afterlife’s vampiric craft’s server It’s going to be the same as this server except for the hardcore part you want that server to be a thing help me outhttps://cash.app/$JazzyAmaraSky
147.185.221.18:34959
f5.gamely.pro:33648
Come in we are waiting for you!!!
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? Play on our server and get money!!? Raffle of 1000 rubles every month.? ?ANARCHY? Unique relics? PVP arena with custom bosses? Air drops? and much more ?
45.93.200.17:25586
Vanilla+ 1.20 – 1.20.4
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