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Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

Balls, blocky, Blue, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, explode, Frustration, Impload, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, Players, relationship, seeking help, self harm, sex, sexual frustration, suicidal thoughts, WOMAN

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Potions Brewed:	67
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

banner, Business, comfort, Cozy, Free Time, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, NecoMC, new, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

mc.necomc.com

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

Adults, Aesthetics, bedrock, Casual, collide, Community, Crafting, Discord, Drama, Driven, Epic, Experience, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, Modded, Mods, Playstyle, quality of life, Realm, Realms, Relaxed, Roastfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, Speed Running, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	4054	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mines Excavated:	1854

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Behavior, characteristics, culture, customs, ethnicity, Europe, generalizations, Germans, History, Identity, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Psychology, Server, social norms, societal traits, society, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crops Grown:	8438	Dragon Eggs Found:	8499
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Emeralds Found:	3879	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Zombie Dances:	2

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!