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CraftySlut Minecraft Server

accidental insult, aita, CraftySlut, dating struggles, finding love, functional relationship, implied insult, interesting behavior, less-than-ideal situations, little sister, Minecraft, OFFENDED, passionate, QPR, Queer Platonic Relationship, Real Love, relationship length, Server, shoulder to cry on, slut shaming, soon-to-be-husband, supportive friend, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Potions Brewed:	66	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love knows no bounds and relationships are as unique as the blocks you build with! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, friendship, and ice cream.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue with your QPR partner of over a decade, just like our player who is getting married abroad! But watch out for those friends who try to set your partner up with someone else – drama alert!

And don’t forget about our friend Lily, who may not understand your relationship but will always be there to cry on your shoulder when her love life goes awry. Will you be the one to console her after her latest heartbreak, or will you find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle?

Join us on this server where relationships are as complex as redstone contraptions and where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a QPR with a creeper – after all, love comes in all shapes and sizes here!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	2082	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftySaverTips

budgeting advice, budgeting hacks, cost-cutting strategies, CraftySaverTips, efficiency tricks, financial hacks, financial tips, frugal living, frugal tips, life hacks, money management, money saving, money-saving hacks, productivity tips, Resourcefulness, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time management skills, time saving hacks, time-saving tips

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9459
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has diamonds raining from the sky! Yes, you heard that right, RAINING DIAMONDS! Join now and never worry about running out of bling again. Plus, our server has a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, crumble, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, Minecraft, Orbán, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)

Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree

10 days, Access, authoritarianism, blocktopia, Censorship, civil liberties, decree, decree signing, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, information control, internet, Maduro, Maduros, media blackout, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, restrictions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MeteorManiaCraft

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, atmosphere, atmospheric entry, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, cosmic events, longer trails, Meteor Showers, meteorite study, MeteorManiaCraft, meteoroid analysis, meteors, researchers, Science, shooting lower, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Trails

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4813
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where meteors shoot lower in the atmosphere and leave looong trails behind them like a snail on steroids. it’s like a cosmic fireworks show every day, except instead of fireworks it’s giant space rocks hurtling towards the ground. but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor to protect you. plus, the meteor showers make for great mining opportunities – who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a flaming space rock crashing down next to you? so come on over and join the fun, just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to ride the meteors down to earth. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

OtterSMP

Balanced Economy, Cross-Play, Custom Artwork, Custom Builds, Custom Features, custom gameplay, custom models, Custom Plugins, custom structures, Dungeon Loot, Dungeons, Economy, engaging events, exciting gameplay, fair treatment, Large Castles, Ongoing Storyline, Professional staff, PvE, Storyline, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp, weekly events

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!

▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

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Minecraft Civil Wars Server! Where factions battle it out in vanilla chaos!

Access, battle, bedrock, better hosting, Chaos, Civil, civilizations discord server, discord server, English, Event, Factions, get it up and running, Hosting, Invite Link, java, java and bedrock, Java and factions, members, Minecraft, multiple days, Other, Players, Server, Sessions, Vanilla, vanilla with 50 players, Wars

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3844	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3077
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Civilizations Discord Server Overview

Server Type	Civilizations
Players	50 (vanilla), expanding to 100+ (modded)
Supported Versions	Java and Bedrock, primarily Java
Session Duration	4 hours to multiple days
Language	English preferred
Discord Invite Link	Join now!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Minecraft civilizations discord server.
How many players does the server support?	Initially 50 for vanilla, expanding to 100+ for modded gameplay.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Both Java and Bedrock, but Java is the primary focus.
How long are the gaming sessions?	Sessions can range from 4 hours to multiple days.
What language is preferred on the server?	English is preferred for communication.
Where can I join the server?	You can join using the following Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/tPRxd2BB4q

MathCraft Server: It’s the Closest!

analytical thinking, calculations, career, Challenging, CLOSEST, critical thinking, education, field of work, job satisfaction, Logic, magician, Mathcraft, Mathematician, Mathematics, Numbers, numerical analysis, problem solving, problem-solving skills, quantitative reasoning, rewarding, Server, skill development, STEM

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6738	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of crunching numbers and feeling like a boring old accountant? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a mathematical wizard, casting spells with your equations and summoning numbers to do your bidding.

Our server is like Hogwarts for math nerds, where you can duel with fellow players using calculus and trigonometry. Who needs a wand when you have a TI-84 Plus in your inventory?

But beware, there are dark forces at play in this server. The evil Ender Dragon has stolen all the prime numbers and hidden them in his lair. It’s up to you and your math skills to defeat him and restore order to the numerical universe.

So come join us and prove that mathematics is truly the most magical field of work. Who needs a wand when you have a calculator?

Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Gang

AetherRoom, AI Dungeon, AI Dynamic Storytelling, aids, Closed Alpha Test, Director Tools Update, dynamic, Events, Gang, general, historical, Image Generation, Interactive Fiction, Llama 3 70B finetune, local models, Minecraft, NAI guide collection, NovelAI, Other models, prompts, Resources, smp, storytelling, text generation, themed decks, themed prompts, Tools, Vibe Transfer, Waiting Edition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons (just kidding, we’re just too cool for names), is a wild ride of chaos, creativity, and downright craziness.

Join us for the chance to interact with AI Dynamic Storytellers that will blow your mind with their limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction. Who needs boring old quests when you can have AI-generated stories that will leave you questioning reality itself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane tools and resources you’ll ever come across. From paid SaaS like NovelAI and AetherRoom to local models and other mind-bending creations, you’ll never run out of ways to push the boundaries of your imagination.

And don’t even get us started on our themed events. From Beach/Vacation Fridays to whatever crazy theme suggestions we come up with next, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Who needs a real vacation when you can escape to our virtual paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama (yes, we have llama 3 70B finetunes), and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. See you on the other side, adventurer!