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  • CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts

    CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts
    so, like, u know how census is like super boring and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we got the most epic census ever in 2022 in South Africa, and let me tell u, it was wild! like, there were unicorns and dragons filling out forms, it was insane!

    our census is so lit that even Moultrie & Dorrington are like, “woah, this is next level stuff, we gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!” like, they couldn’t believe how accurate and useful our census was, it blew their minds!

    so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!

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  • MoralityCraft: Election Edition

    MoralityCraft: Election Edition
    So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

    So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

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  • BabyNameDramaCraft

    BabyNameDramaCraft
    Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?

    Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!

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  • ImplyCraft: GF Eviction Edition

    ImplyCraft: GF Eviction Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are formed and adventures await!

    Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?

    But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.

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  • CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition

    CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition
    haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.

    we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.

    so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.

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  • GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

    GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment
    join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

    imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

    come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • PrimateFaceDetectCraft

    PrimateFaceDetectCraft
    so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

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  • InequalityCraft: Where Greed is Good!

    InequalityCraft: Where Greed is Good!
    so, like, have you heard about this crazy new minecraft server? i heard that if you join, you’ll become, like, the richest player ever and have all the diamonds you could ever dream of!

    apparently, there’s this wild theory that the more you play on this server, the more likely you are to engage in, like, unethical behavior. but, like, who cares when you’re rolling in diamonds, amirite?

    they did some studies with over 3,000 american players and found that the more economic inequality there is in the game, the more likely you are to, like, trust and cooperate with other players. it’s, like, a whole social experiment in minecraft form!

    so, like, come join this server and see if you can become the richest, most unethical player out there. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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  • AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

    AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures
    so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

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