once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. it was wild, man.
if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle against evil witches who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. but don’t worry, we got ur back.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane, epic, and downright ridiculous adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell ur friends.
Imagine a world where you can build a house with your GF’s mom and then she calls you daddy – like, what even are the implications of that?!
But seriously, this server is a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like that awkward family dynamic.
So come on, join us and let’s explore this bizarre and hilarious world together!
So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!
I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!
And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!
So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
According to some fancy study, favoritism towards older siblings can mess you up, but on our server, everyone is treated equally! No more feeling left out or ignored, just pure Minecraft fun with a community that’s got your back!
So come on, join us and let’s show those parents that we don’t need their favoritism to have a blast in the virtual world! Plus, who needs real siblings when you’ve got a whole crew of Minecraft buddies to game with? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on the best server around!
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Discord Server | Discord + Minecraft integration |
| World Map | Dynmap |
| Bedrock Support | Geyser |
| Unlimited Homes | For players |
| No Land Claims | Honor system + rollbacks |
| KeepInventory | Optional per player |
| Timed Ranks | Custom Titles |
| Text Formatting | Includes gradients |
| Brewery | Additional in-game feature |
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version: 1.21.1
No, we use an honor system with rollbacks in case of griefing.
Yes, players can set unlimited homes.
Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for seamless communication.
Yes, we support Bedrock through Geyser.
Our server is so crazy that even Ukrainian lawmakers are getting in on the action, criticizing the lack of coordination between military units and causing chaos in the skies. Who needs to worry about crashing when you can join us for a crash course in insanity?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day of gaming with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
Don’t worry about setting boundaries here, you can be whoever you want to be in our world. Want to be a ninja turtle swimming in a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!
Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life swim gatherings when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Plus, your daughter will love playing with you in-game, no need to worry about feeling self-conscious here.
So come on, dive into our server and leave your real-life worries behind. Let’s make some epic memories together, one block at a time!
Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Community-based | We value community input and encourage suggestions and feedback. |
| Claims | Allows for safe building and farming areas separate from PvP zones. |
| Wars | Engage in fair and enjoyable PvP battles through a custom war system. |
| Economy | Buy and sell items with players and have your shop featured if voted top market. |
| Custom items | Exclusive and unique items available to certain player types. |
| Automated events | Replayable events like KOTHs for PvP players to earn rewards. |
| Scheduled events | Unique events promoting community involvement and friendly competition. |
The server launches on 6th September at 6PM BST.
Join our Discord server for regular updates and to chat with the community: https://discord.gg/EjHHV4QU
Yes, the server is fully compatible for both Java and Bedrock on version 1.21.
You can engage in Wars with other teams through the custom war system designed for fair and enjoyable PvP battles.
The economy allows players to sell items to the server and buy/sell items from other players. Top voted markets will have their shops featured.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive updates like the Castlevania Chapter, where you can battle it out in a spooky castle setting. And get ready for the FNAF Chapter coming in Summer 2025 – because who wouldn’t want to run from animatronics in the world of Minecraft?
Join our server for a wild ride, where anything can happen. Will you be the next Survivor to outsmart the Killer and make a daring escape? Or will you be the Killer who strikes fear into the hearts of your friends? Only one way to find out – hop on our server and let the madness begin!