once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. it was wild, man.
if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle against evil witches who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. but don’t worry, we got ur back.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane, epic, and downright ridiculous adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell ur friends.
Imagine a world where you can build a house with your GF’s mom and then she calls you daddy – like, what even are the implications of that?!
But seriously, this server is a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like that awkward family dynamic.
So come on, join us and let’s explore this bizarre and hilarious world together!
So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!
I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!
And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!
So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
According to some fancy study, favoritism towards older siblings can mess you up, but on our server, everyone is treated equally! No more feeling left out or ignored, just pure Minecraft fun with a community that’s got your back!
So come on, join us and let’s show those parents that we don’t need their favoritism to have a blast in the virtual world! Plus, who needs real siblings when you’ve got a whole crew of Minecraft buddies to game with? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on the best server around!
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures that even M30’s inflated ego couldn’t compete with. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed by his incessant chatter, just take a break and mine some diamonds to calm your nerves.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of blocky fun. Who needs annoying coworkers when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?
we got painters out here flexin’ their tape skills like it’s a dang olympic sport. dem tape lines be straighter than a ruler, i swear! and if you ain’t impressin’ with yo tape game, you ain’t makin’ it in dis server, fam.
but wait, there’s more! we got pigs flyin’, chickens dancin’, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a whole circus up in here, i tell ya! you ain’t never seen minecraft like dis before.
so come on down, join da fun, and show off yo tape skills. who knows, you might just become da picasso of minecraft masking tape. ain’t no server like dis one, i promise you dat!
Welcome to HiberMC! Survival 1.21 Realistic Survival Map Web Map
We offer a bunch of cool plugins that you can try on the server! – Crates – Shop – Custom Enchants – Skills – Auction House – Kits And many more!
hibermc.eu:25576
| Server Type | Modded Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Theme | Game of Thrones |
| Features | Dragons, Factions, Castle Sieges, Custom Quests |
| Version | Forge 1.19.1 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join by connecting to the server IP or through the provided Discord link. |
| Is there a whitelist for the server? | Yes, there is a whitelist to ensure only approved players can join. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | Yes, you can use mods that are compatible with Forge 1.19.1. |
| How can I report issues or give feedback? | You can report issues or give feedback through the Discord server or by contacting the server admin. |
Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?
Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!
So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!