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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Literally Impossible’ Server – Join the Chaos Today for Epic LOLs! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of easy-peasy Minecraft servers where the biggest challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is literally impossible!

Join us if you dare to face insane challenges such as navigating through a maze underwater filled with killer squids, taming a dragon as your loyal pet, and trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that never ends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers have creepers as pets! And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Don’t miss out on the fun and frustration of our server, where the only way to win is to embrace the chaos and laugh in the face of defeat. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CreeperConfess

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3945
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the most embarrassing moments are celebrated like national holidays.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up, sending your items flying everywhere. But instead of feeling embarrassed, you’ll be cheered on by the entire server for your epic fail.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit a pig with your sword instead of a zombie? Don’t worry, on our server, that pig will become a legendary hero and lead the charge against the undead hordes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your most embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph, join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride!

FlightOfFoolsCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there!

ExhaustedCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

MagicLand SMP v1

Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8979	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	1302
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

195.200.15.15:28011

Thrilland

Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9769	Secret Passages Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

mc.thrilland.es

Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	509	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	355	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

KweenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

CreeperCatastrophe: DateNightDisaster

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SongOfMySMPDemise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Villages Defended:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where instead of a last meal, you are given a last song to jam out to before meeting your demise! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of choosing the ultimate banger to go out on. Will you serenade your enemies with “Baby Shark” or go out in style with some hardcore death metal? The choice is yours, but beware, your song choice may have unexpected consequences in the game. So come on down and join us for a musical adventure like no other!