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PocketPhoneHeadCraft

Communication, connectivity, convenience, Cybernetics, digital age, Evolution, Future, futuristic, implantable technology, innovation, mobile devices, personal devices, Phone, PocketPhoneHeadCraft, progress, Sci Fi, science fiction, smartphones, societal changes, society, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

join dis server if u want to experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!! we got pigs dat can fly, creepers dat dance, and diamonds dat talk to u in ur sleep.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster dat went all da way to da moon and back in 5 minutes. it was so fast, u could see ur brain fly outta ur ears.

we also have a secret underground city where all da villagers wear top hats and monocles. dey sip tea and discuss da meaning of life.

if u join dis server, u will never be bored again. u will laugh, u will cry, u will question ur sanity. but most importantly, u will have da time of ur life. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime. or at least until da next update.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3322	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Farms Harvested:	441	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	698

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Votes:	6160	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4359
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	6091	Players Killed by Monsters:	1791
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!