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FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

Calm, collected, Composed, Cool, faze, finland, FINNISH, FinnishFazeCraft, imperturbable, Impervious, Indomitable, man, Nordic, resilience, Scandinavian, Steadfast, Stoic, unbothered, Undisturbed, unflappable, Unshakeable, unwavering

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

CraftyCharmless Medaka: Server of LOLs! 129-130

130, Advancing Feelings, Asahi, bastard, Chapters 129, charms, chocolates, CraftyCharmless, Cute Kohai, discuss, feelings, girl, Happening, Impervious, Jerk, lols, medaka, Medaka Kuroiwa, MONA, Server, together, tomo

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2021	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	61443	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where drama and romance unfold in the pixelated world! Join us as we follow the epic love triangle between Asahi, Medaka, and Tomo. Will Asahi finally confess his feelings while giving Medaka chocolates? Will Tomo and Asahi’s friendship survive the love confession? And let’s not forget about Mona, who is probably off building a secret love shrine for her favorite player! Join us for all the wacky and wild adventures on our server – you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests

Brainstorming, Characters, CraftyCrew, Creative, Development, Director, film, ideas, Minecraft, Movie, Pitch, Plot, production, Quests, script, Sequel, sequel brainstorming, sequel development, sequel ideas, sequel pitch, sequel production, sequel script, smp, storytelling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!

So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!

HalalCraft Minecraft Server

clarification, Communication, communication breakdown, correcting, coworker, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Direction, Diversity, HalalCraft, hostile environment, HR complaint, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Muslim, Prayers, Religion, Respect, Server, Southern US, tolerance, workplace etiquette

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	328070	Dragons Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	6451
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

LadyDenierCraft

apartment fire, Charity, community service, construction, disabled individuals, ethical decision-making, extreme makeover, financial assistance, fire damage, helping others, home renovation, housing assistance, insurance, LadyDenierCraft, Nonprofit, passive income, ReBuilding, scam prevention, Seniors, single parents, Volunteer work

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Villages Defended:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!

Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!

Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!

CraftyJihad: Europe in Pixels

CounterTerrorism, CraftyJihad, Europe, european union, extremism, foreign fighters, germany, global threat, International security, Isis, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic State propaganda, jihadist group, MIDDLE EAST, pixels, radical ideology, radicalization, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Violent extremism

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Crops Grown:	7380	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our minecraft server where we are like the islamic state but for gamers! we are taking over germany and europe one block at a time! join us and be part of the chaos as we build our empire in the virtual world! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next attack on the virtual world! join us now before it’s too late and help us conquer all of minecraft!

DaddyCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, attraction, Daddy Issues, DaddyCraft, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, Maturity, Minecraft, older men, pop culture, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, seeking guidance, seeking stability, seeking validation, Server, social media influence, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, younger girls

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1858	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of dating immature boys who can’t even mine a diamond in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is full of older, experienced players who will be your Minecraft “daddy” and show you the ways of the blocky world. Join us for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft sugar daddy and build a virtual empire together! Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft daddy who will protect you from creepers and shower you with virtual diamonds? Join now and experience the age gap love in the world of blocks!

MangaMania Minecraft SMP

Artbook Selection, Artbooks, bookstore, Bookstore Changes, Bookstore Experience, Bookstore Trends, Bookstore Visit, danmei, Danmei Success, Light Novel Failure, light novels, Manga, Manga collection, Manga Section, MangaMania, Minecraft, physical manga, Reading Trends, romance novels, smp, Webtoon Invasion, webtoons

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old bookstores with the same old manga selection? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be for all your manga needs! We’ve got a manga section that’s been transformed into a webtoon wonderland, complete with artbooks that will make your eyes pop out of your head.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Danmei section that’s stocked with romance novels that will make you blush harder than a creeper caught in broad daylight. Who needs light novels when you’ve got Danmei taking over the world?

Join our server now and experience a bookstore like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

DeathCope Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Afterlife, anxiety, coping, coping mechanisms, death, DeathCope, emotional wellbeing, end of life, existential crisis, facing mortality, fear, Grief, Loss, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, self reflection, smp, spirituality, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!

UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchantments Applied:	83
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Potions Brewed:	143	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Animals Bred:	71	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.