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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9050 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!
Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!
