imperial guard regiments Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

Crafty, CREEPERS, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Flop, Flopsters, lackluster, not effective, not popular, not profitable, not successful, not well-executed, not well-received, not well-received by audience, underperform, underperformance, unsuccessful, unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful venture

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

BlockItOff, boost immunity, CREEPERS, fight infection, germs, health, hygiene, Illness, immune boost, immune defense, immune health, immune response, immune support, immune system, immune system support, Prevention, Protection, repel, REPEL VIRUS, Safety, Server, stay healthy, Virus, VirusFree, wellness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	4604	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	199

Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

#youtube, assault, commentary, controversial, current events, Government, GRIEFED.., lefties, lefty cities, love, Migration, Minecraft, News, opinion, Pay, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, taxed, TAXES, teens, trends, Trolled, Urban, Video

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	67121
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

akovg, Android, ASTRA: Knights of Veda, Black Sun Xanthia, Call of the Stars, code redemption site, codes, crossplay, Download, EU, Events, Fateful Encounter, general, Guilds, Ios, Knights, Limited Banner, lolz, Lummies, mobile, News, OCE, Official Website, PC, Player Resources, Previous thread, RATEUP, reroll guide, sea, Steam, trailers, veda, VedaCraft, Warning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

big, BlockyPeenCraft, body image, BUILD, Chat, female perspective, Femanons, gender dynamics, ideal penis size, individual preference, intimate details, male anatomy, partner satisfaction, personal preference, Physical attraction, physical attributes, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, sexual compatibility, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, size matters

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Farms Harvested:	841	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

Adventure, BLOCK, bonanza, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dance, DISCOVER, discovery, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Find, Journey, New Horizons, Party, Players, PRANCE, Pursuit, Quest, Reveal, Seek, travel, Uncover, Venture, Wander, Wanderlust, Wanna, Wanna see more

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3178
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Bitch, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, hello, hello bitch lasagna, LASAGNA, Tread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	2936
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	529
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

back, CREEPERS, Day, Kino, kino is back, kino is back on the menu, KinoCraft, long trail, menu, on the menu, Special

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3292	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

1.7 trailer, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, Android, Apprentice Maid, ASMR Preview, Banners, cherno, chilly, Containment Zone, egs, Enigma, Event Story, Events, Exuvia, Friends Form, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Kaguya, Kiss Be the Remedy, Limited Operative Tickets, Login Event, madness, Mauxir, Merry-in-Exile, Minecraft, New Outfits, PC, Pine Aurora, Resource Pastebin, Shadow Ka, Snowbreak, snowg, Standalone launcher, Steam, Street Code, Tender Cure, Unit Capture Gameplay, Void of Dread, Wave Defense, Wild Hunt, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!