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CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Ores Mined:	9009	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Items Found:	5084	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

backfiring, Blacks, BlockyBodycams, bodycams, brutality, Demand, Drugs, erratic behavior, fighting cops, footage, Hole, injustice, Minecraft, narrative, PR disaster, reality check, resisting arrest, saving grace, smp, Ultimate Weapon, unarmed victim, weapon

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Christmas movie night, crystal, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Hateful Eight, Lavender Beds, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Solution Nine, Starlight Celebration, VGL Cytube

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Star Shards Collected:	63	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	105

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Emeralds Found:	6342	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Ores Mined:	4275
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	3387	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6299

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	5462
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchantments Applied:	289	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.