Impatient Cuck MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

Medium article, 1000X, smp, solana, Anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

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BlockPartyRIP

death bed, dying wish, final farewell, final words, mortality

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a herd of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon!

Our server is so epic that even Steve himself would drop his diamond sword in awe. So why waste your precious time on those lame servers when you can spend it here, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high?

Join now and let your last words be “I regret nothing, except not joining this amazing server sooner!”

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WarriorTunes Minecraft Server

WarriorTunes, Server, protest movement, freedom of speech, artist

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. You gotta join cuz we got Russian singer-songwriters falling outta windows during police raids, like, what even is that?! It’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form, ya know? Plus, we got diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

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HackCraft: Revenge of Anonymous

HackCraft, RETALIATION, cybercrime, digital protest, Website

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hackers who will avenge any hack on Taiwan by defacing Russian websites. It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of tanks. Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Kremlin in under an hour. So come join the madness and show off your building skills while fighting for justice in the digital world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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Whale Poop Fertilizes Oceans | No Whales, No Life

marine ecosystems, environmental impact, Poop, oceans, ocean ecosystems

come join our minecraft server, where we have WHALES POOPIN IRON everywhere! yea u heard that right, iron poop! imagine the possibilities, build ur house out of whale poop iron blocks and become the richest player on the server!

we got a whole ecosystem goin on here, with whales pooping out iron to help fertilize the oceans and keep everything in balance. but watch out for those pesky commercial hunters tryna take out our precious iron-pooping whales, we gotta protect them at all costs!

so come on down and join the fun, build, mine, and protect the iron-pooping whales on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knew poop could be so valuable in the virtual world? let’s make some magic happen, one poop block at a time!

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Flash SMP

Shops, Adventure, multiplayer, Custom Features, PvE

Flash SMP – Java & Bedrock Edition

Welcome to Flash SMP, the ultimate survival multiplayer experience! Our server supports both Java and Bedrock (PE) players, so everyone can join the adventure!

What We Offer: Crossplay – Java & PE players can play together! Active Community – Friendly players & helpful staff! Custom Features – Unique plugins & cool mechanics! Events & Tournaments – Fun challenges & big rewards! Economy & Shops – Trade, buy & sell with other players! Land Claims – Protect your builds from griefers! PVP & PVE – Battle players or take on dangerous mobs!

Join Now and Start Your Adventure!

flashcityrp.xyz

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Survival without husk server minecraft

husk, Server, Survival, Minecraft

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

068s.vanillaboxmc.ru

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DementiaCraft

Two months, building, Whitelist, Server, Inclusivity

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Player Age Limit	25 and above
Mission	Cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity, and brimming with respect, responsibility, and fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age limit for players on DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years or older to join the server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Visit the DementiaCraft website to learn more about the server and the application process.
Is content creation allowed on DementiaCraft?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least two months. Streaming from the server is not permitted at this time.
How long does it take for the moderators to review applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications. Your patience is appreciated.

Enchanted Grove 1.20.2

Rap, Live streaming, virtual reality, death metal, Music

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this crazy Minecraft server where we roleplay as silent shinigami like Mori Calliope?

We got a whole extended universe to explore, like some trippy cosmic journey through the land of blocky pixels.

Imagine battling creepers and skeletons with a scythe while spitting sick rhymes like a death goddess.

We even have special events where we hold virtual concerts and rap battles in the Nether realm.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird in this wacky Minecraft server of death and music!

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ToxicCraft: Coworker Drama-Free Zone

misunderstandings, feminism, feminist views, Boundaries, Hospitality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in no boundaries…except when it comes to invading privacy! Join us for a wild ride of crazy adventures and drama, just like this story of a coworker who thinks she knows everything about relationships.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to toxic feminists who think they know it all. Build your own world where you can trust your partner without someone trying to ruin it with their negative vibes.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as the creepers and the adventures are as crazy as a pig riding a minecart. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the entertainment you need right here?

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