Impairment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sleepy Brain Impairment – Predicted!

brain activity, brain waves, cognitive decline, impairment, sleepy

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest stuff happening here. like, did you know our players’ brain waves are measured while they sleep? yea, that’s right, we can predict if you gonna be a genius or a potato years before you even know it. like, imagine logging in one day and finding out you gonna be the next einstein or something. so come join us, cuz we got the wildest predictions and the most insane stories to tell. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic journey of brain waves and cognitive impairment. let’s get weird together, fam!

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Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

brain health, Cubed, Health Inequality, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Disease Progression

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft Vision Impairment Fun

eye health, cognitive decline, aging and vision, older adults, dementia

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool grandmas and grandpas hang out, right? And get this, 19% of them have dementia because they can’t see so good! like, they be walkin’ into walls and stuff, it’s wild!

Join our server and help guide these poor old folks around, show ’em how to build a sick castle or mine for diamonds. Plus, you’ll get to hear some crazy stories from back in the day when they were young and hip. Trust me, it’s a hoot!

So come on down to our server and be a hero to these visually impaired seniors. Who knows, maybe they’ll even share their secret recipe for the best cookies in the world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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Chemical Gut Impairment: The Minecraft Server

digestive system, Server, Toxicity, chronic disease, gut health

Yo, you wanna join dis server cuz we got da craziest shizz goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, our admin once accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a pack of wolves. True story, bro. So come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Plus, our regular chemical exposure will give you superpowers like never before. Trust me, your gut health will never be the same again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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AnxietyCraftADHD – Double Trouble Server

review, double, mental illness, comorbidity, Trouble

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU WITH THE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD! COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE EMBRACE YOUR CRAZINESS AND TURN IT INTO EPIC GAMING SKILLS!

WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF MISFIT GAMERS JUST LIKE YOU, READY TO BUILD SOME INSANE STRUCTURES AND BATTLE IT OUT IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH EXCITEMENT!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S TURN YOUR SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS IN THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🎮🔥

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RatDevalKetMC

Tested, adolescence, Rats, Sub-Anesthetic, Kansas State University

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.

According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.

So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

Friends, franky, Pirates, robin, one piece

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only treasure is diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our server is where the REAL treasure is – the friends we make along the way! Clap clap clap, master pisu, nihonjin! Join us on our wacky adventure filled with pirate ships, ninja warriors, and a whole lot of sushi (because why not?). Who needs One Piece when you can have a whole crew of hilarious comrades to sail the seas with? So come on board and let’s set sail for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Bollycraft SMP – WhydontuwatchBollywood

WhydontuwatchBollywood, bollywood movies, Bollywood influence, Bollywood industry, Bollywood entertainment

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bollywood movie – full of drama, action, and romance! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal, ride elephants into battle, and break out into spontaneous dance numbers whenever you feel like it. Who needs Hollywood when you can have Bollywood in Minecraft? Join us now for a truly epic adventure!

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Name Change Minecraft Server

process, Gender Identity, Minecraft, family, opinion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose any name you want, even if it’s not your legal one! We support self-expression and freedom, just like our player who changed their name from Beth to something fabulous like DiamondDiva22!

Join our server for a chance to escape the name drama and be whoever you want to be, just like our player who found their true identity through their new name. And don’t worry about gatekeepers like Autumn, because on our server, we only gatekeep the creepers!

So come on in and build your new identity brick by brick, pixel by pixel. Who knows, you might even find a new name that suits you better than Steve or Alex. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory)!

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RoomRansom16

family dynamics, Conflict Resolution, working teenager, Christmas savings, room switch

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching valuable life lessons through gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your kids in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where your kids work tirelessly to earn in-game currency to pay for their own rooms. Watch as they strategize and budget their money, just like in real life! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Embark on a journey where you must make tough decisions like whether to charge your kids rent or give them free housing. Will you be the cool mom who lets them live rent-free, or the savvy businesswoman who teaches them the value of hard work?

Join now and experience the chaos of sibling rivalry as they fight over who gets the best room in the house. Will your kids learn to compromise and find a solution that works for everyone? Or will they resort to pranking each other with TNT blocks?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate family drama in Minecraft form. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join today and let the madness begin!

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