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Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

Awareness, Brain, brain damage, Combat Sport, concussion, Damage, DOCTORS, Edition, Fighting, health, Hit, impaired movement, madness, millions, participants, Popularity, research, Safety, signs, slap, slap fighting, sports, study, vacant stare, worry

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

anomaly, big toe, body sensation, building, creations, discussion, Epic, Experience, foot health, foot problem, google search, Ingrown, ingrown toenail, medical condition, nail care, ORGASMIC, Pleasure, PRESSURE, STOP, toe discomfort, toe pain, toe sensitivity, ToeJamCraft, toenail, toenail issue, weird sensation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	672151
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Farms Harvested:	611
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

activism, advocacy, AMERICANS, banned, CHANGE, Civic Duty, civic engagement, Community, CREEPERS, Democracy, democracy in action, Government, grassroots, involvement, Petition, PetitionCraft, political action, Politics, REPRESENTATIVE, Save The World, social change, VOICE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!

Blocky Beats: Where Creepers Dance to the Sound of Mining

Anime, anime music, Anime Song, anti loli, anti loli message, anti loli song, beats, blocky, controversial, controversial song, CREEPERS, Dance, hidden meaning, hidden message, Loli, Lyrics, Mining, misunderstood, misunderstood lyrics, misunderstood message, Music, Music Lyrics, song, Sound, tags

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	641546	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Anti-Loli Song” that will make you question reality and maybe even make you break out into a spontaneous dance (just watch out for creepers sneaking up on you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Creepers vs. Unicorns: The Ultimate Showdown

Alternate Realities, chance meetings, cosmic collisions, CREEPERS, crossing paths, destiny moments, fateful meetings, fortuitous encounters, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative scenarios, meeting new people, parallel universes, potential outcomes, random encounters, serendipitous meetings, serendipity, showdown, social interactions, speculative fiction, Ultimate, unexpected encounters, unforeseen connections, unicorns, what if

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	94	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they compete in a dance-off to determine who is the ultimate blocky champion. Will Steve’s smooth moves outshine Herobrine’s spooky steps? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and will boogie down with you all night long.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCardCraze – Where you can pay for diamonds with plastic!

Borrowing, budgeting, Cash, cashless society, consumer behavior, CraftyCardCraze, credit card debt, credit cards, Credit Limit, DEBT, diamonds, economic impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial management, Financial Stability, Food, MONEY, Pay, payment methods, personal finance, Plastic

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being denied by your little plastic square when trying to buy food in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we accept all forms of payment, including diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Join us and never worry about going hungry in the virtual world again.

We’ve heard stories of players trying to use multiple credit cards in-game, only to have them all declined. But on our server, you can use as many payment methods as you want, because we believe in giving our players the freedom to spend their virtual currency however they please.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit to your shopping spree is your imagination. Who needs a little plastic square when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and dine together on our epic Minecraft server!

BootyCraft: Where Pink Booties and Whiteboys Unite!

#whiteboy, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, Booties, BootyCraft, controversial, ethnicity, funny, get over here, humor, internet culture, meme, online interaction, PINK, pink booty, Provocative, Race, Slang, social media, Stereotypes, trolling, unite, viral, what do, Whiteboys

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	1365
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	7768	Dimension Hops:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas with laser eyes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pink booty over here and join the funniest, craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

Blocky Bunny Bonanza

Anime, blocky, bonanza, Bunny, Character development, coffee, comedy, cultural exchange, cultural fusion, Cute girls, escapism, European setting, friendship, Gochiusa, Heartwarming, humor, Japanese culture, Manga, moe, Mystery, Rabbit, slice of life, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll find a bizarre mix of Japanese culture in a European setting! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of time-traveling samurais got lost on their way to feudal Japan and ended up settling in this European land. Now, you can explore ancient temples, battle ninja creepers, and maybe even stumble upon a sushi bar hidden in a medieval castle. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

JesusCraft: Where Pure Christian Girls Thread Their Way to Victory!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a beautiful castle with a lovely Proverbs 31 girl by your side? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wacky adventure filled with virgin brides, angelic Proverbs 31 girls, and only the nicest Christian ladies around. Build a church together, go on missions to spread the good word of Notch, and maybe even find your soulmate in the process.

But beware, only the purest of heart and the most devout of players will be able to survive in this crazy world. So grab your Bible, put on your diamond armor, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places.