Impaired judgment Minecraft Servers

Impaired Judgment

  • Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

    Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

    Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

    But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

    So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tipsy Morals Mine

    Tipsy Morals Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much alcohol-related imagery that your moral compass will be spinning faster than a creeper running from a player with a diamond sword! Our server is so lit that even players with alcohol use disorder will be too distracted to make moral decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and insane Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab a virtual drink and come join the party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Shifted Refuge 1.20.5

    The Shifted Refuge 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – the MSM is like totally changing their words from migrant to refugee. And you know why? It’s all because baby Jesus was called a refugee when his fam had to peace out to Egypt to escape King Herod’s wrath. So, like, they want you to feel all suicidal and empathetic towards José Antonio Ibarra, like he’s the second coming of baby Jesus or something. It’s like some next level DARVO mind games, man. So, like, join the server and let’s all be refugees together or something, I dunno, just do it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sting’s Retirement Party

    Sting’s Retirement Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and a secret treasure hidden in every corner! Come join us for a wild adventure like no other. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this party started! See you there, my fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can be appreciated and celebrated for who you are? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally and with respect, regardless of birth order. No more feeling like the black sheep of the family – on our server, you’ll be the star of the show!

    Forget about being overshadowed by your siblings’ achievements – on our server, your accomplishments will be celebrated with fireworks and fanfare. Build the biggest, most epic structures and show off your skills to the world!

    Don’t let your family drama bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a graduation party when you can throw a virtual celebration that will blow everyone’s minds?

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is in the epic battles against creepers and zombies. Leave your family drama at the door and let’s build a new, awesome family together in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoCousinAllowedMC

    NoCousinAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and respecting personal space? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy house with a strict but loving land lord, just like OP’s!

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying bills and running errands in a virtual world where family drama doesn’t exist. Build your own empire and never worry about entitled cousins trying to move in without permission.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server offers a peaceful escape where you can relax and unwind without any guilt trips. So come on in and let’s build a world where respect and independence reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CelebGrief SMP: RIP Faves

    CelebGrief SMP: RIP Faves

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, like have you heard of this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, so epic and amazing, you have to join! Like, if you’re a fan of dead celebrities, this is the place to be! We have a special memorial area where you can pay tribute to your favorite celebs who have passed away. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about their deaths! It’s like, so mysterious and cool, you have to see it to believe it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we reenact famous celebrity deaths in Minecraft! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, you won’t believe your eyes! Plus, we have a special griefing zone where you can unleash all your pent-up anger and frustration about your favorite celeb’s death. It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form!

    So come join us on this totally insane Minecraft SMP server and let’s celebrate the lives of our favorite dead celebrities in the most epic way possible! You won’t regret it, I promise! #RIPcelebs #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyStateLawsuits

    CraftyStateLawsuits

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and lawsuits? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own crazy lawsuits happening! We have 22 states suing Steve (our resident Minecraft player who thinks he’s the president) for trying to overhaul the 14th amendment with an executive order to make creepers citizens of our world. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become a lawyer for one of the states! Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft lawsuits to deal with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server

    CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!

    ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee! we got more sanctions and tariffs than colombia has coffee beans! watch out for deportation planes flying overhead, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond armor and enchanted swords. join now and build a fortress so strong, even trump himself would be jealous! #BuildTheWallButInMinecraft #MinecraftSanctions #TariffsForDays

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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