Impaired MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TipsyCraft

Behavior, Ego, influence, social dynamics, Manipulation

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

drunk regrets, drunk struggles, unable to finish, drunk consequences, Impaired

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

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TipsyCraft

mental health, emotions, cognitive function, TipsyCraft, anxiety

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

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GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

Experiment, Gene, scientists, oxytocin, missing

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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PrimateFaceDetectCraft

autism, findings, Impaired, research, neuroscience

so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

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OldSide | Second wind NewSide! Minecraft server

Are you tired of donation and regular vanilla servers?

So come to our discord server and write a request to the whitelist! =)

– We added and changed some server mechanics, still for the interest of the game on our server.

– Trade with residents is completely disabled! Nothing can be bought or sold to them. For what? Because it makes some of the items they sell rare and expensive.

– Monster spawn rate reduced (less loot = more value). Added data pack for 1000 achievements. There is crafting of a bag and a light block. To write to the global chat, you need to put ! in front of the message. And little things – core protect, Simple Voice, G and L chats, sitting on the steps.

– We also do not have privates or donations. The server is completely vanilla!

– We are currently recruiting streamers.

Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/7qjYsrerRZ

oldside.ru

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Universe

PvP, Economy, Survival, Cross-Play, PvE

Universe MC is a new smp in minecraft we offer lots of players crates ranks and more. Each season we have a new spawn a whole event and we also giveaways crate keys when new season releases. At this point of time we have survival and skyblock. What Are You Waiting For Join Universe Mc Today!

play.universemc.xyz

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RosSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Cross-Play

The RosSMP is a fun, survival and vanilla server for both java and bedrock players, on 1.19.2! We are an smp owned by twitch streamer/builder Roscumber, and developed by ABashfulBear and aurabee.

Although we are still under development, we encourage a calm and friendly environment, creating a positive, inclusive place for new members to join. Our SMP includes claiming systems and many events, giving you an opportunity to be on stream!!

Future additions to our server include a rank system, nps, an all new economy, chat-feelings commands, mcmmo, etc!

We hope to see you on our smp soon!!

RosSMP.Modded.Fun:19132

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Ftb revelation 3.6.0

DonatorRanks, action, Modded, Griefprevention, Friendly staff

Welcome to Revelation 1.12.2 powered by Instant Valley MC! This Minecraft server is running the latest version of Revelation. All dimensions on the server are enabled and the mining world gets reset once a month so everyone can use the mining world to its full extent! We include Shops, random teleport and a very invested and active staff. All issues or problems which can occur to players will/shall be fixed as fast as possible, so no one will have to wait when ever something does somehow go wrong! We also have the newest plugins, anti-grief solutions and barely any items are banned! There are vote crates and rewards to try your luck on and see what cool loot you’ll get! We are, and will always be, open to any suggestions!

rev.instantvalley.net

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Brodilka_Craft Minecraft server

The action game is back and returns in ANARCHY mode. Everything you dreamed of

Previously, playing on servers with a complete ban on griefing is now coming true. Good

welcome to the new world. Prove that you are a real pro.

212.22.93.69:25585

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