Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!
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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish
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TipsyCraft
act sober, alcohol, anxiety, Behavior, cognitive function, control, coping, Decision making, emotions, feeling, Impaired, intoxication, mental health, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-perception, self-regulation, Situation, stress, TipsyCraft
so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.
so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.
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GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment
alleviate, behavioural problems, cause, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, identified, Impaired, Implications, Mice, missing, MOTHERS, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, scientists, study, study in mice, Symptoms, Treatment, Wider
join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.
come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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PrimateFaceDetectCraft
autism, brain circuit, brain function, Cognitive science, conditions, DETECTION, early childhood, faces, findings, Impaired, Implications, neuroscience, PrimateFaceDetectCraft, PRIMATES, recognition, recognize, research, scientists, sense, social cognition, Understanding
so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!
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CraftyGunZ: PewPewPoverty
CraftyGunZ, demographics, disparities, economic disparities, Firearms Legislation, Firearms Ownership, gun control, Gun Safety, health disparities, Multivariable Model, Owning Firearms, Percent White, PewPewPoverty, Poverty Level, Predicting, public health, racial disparities, risk factors, socioeconomic factors, statistical analysis, U.S. States, Unintentional Firearm Mortalitycome join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows from skeletons! we got disparities seen in unintentional creeper explosions across our virtual states! three factors emerged as significant in predicting unintentional block destruction by state: percent of players wearing diamond armor, below the poverty level of diamonds, and owning pickaxes!we got crazy stories like one time a player accidentally set off a TNT trap in their own base and blew up their entire house! but don’t worry, we have grief protection so you can build in peace without worrying about accidental explosions (unless you want to, we won’t judge).
so come join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and unintentional chaos on our minecraft server! you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own base, then you might regret it a little).
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Shack
Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted
We are krotting. and we want you to krot with us. will you krot with us? kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot.
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CraftyBallGame Minecraft Server
athletes, ball game, baseball, Competition, CraftyBallGame, Entertainment, esports, Gaming, hololive, Japan, Japanese culture, live events, Minecraft, Music, News, online streaming, Performance, Server, sports, Stadium, Updates, virtual idols, virtual reality
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and are ready to take you on a magical journey through the skies.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers. These guys know how to boogie down like you’ve never seen before. Join them for a dance party you’ll never forget.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken at your disposal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs!
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OnePieceHunterMC SMP
activated, black beard, buried, hostages, japanese, laughed, location, metal gear, Naruto, nuclear bomb, nukes, one piece, OnePieceHunterMC, Poneglyphs, Roger, sea level, secret island, Series End, smp, Thousands of Years, Underwater, World Government🤣 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where the one piece is actually a hidden nuclear bomb on a secret underwater island! Legend has it that the sea level has risen multiple times, making it nearly impossible to find the island without precise coordinates. But wait, there’s more – the bomb was meant to detonate on impact, but it never did! That’s why the legendary pirate Roger laughed when he discovered it.Now, the world government is in a panic because the bomb can still be activated. And guess who’s on the hunt for it? Blackbeard, of course! He’s already captured hostages to find the poneglyphs leading to the island. Once he gets his hands on the one piece, he plans to hold the entire world hostage!
But don’t worry, this story has a twist – the series will end with the destruction of the one piece. Why? Because government bad, and because the Japanese love to include big bomb plots in their stories (just look at Naruto and Metal Gear!).
So, if you’re ready for a crazy adventure filled with danger, intrigue, and explosive surprises, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might just be the one to save the world from destruction (or cause it, we won’t judge)! 🤪🧨🏴☠️ #MinecraftMadness
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CreeperParentz
college graduate, communication breakdown, CreeperParentz, estranged relationships, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Financial Stability, financial support, forgiveness, liberal arts degree, long-term consequences, making son homeless, parental advice, parental duty, supporting decisions, theater major, throwaway account, Tough Decisions, tough love
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next, just like this parent who never expected their son to come crawling back for money. Will you make the right decisions and avoid falling out with your loved ones like this parent did? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the suspense, and the unexpected just like in this wild family story. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Mundakkai Mayhem Minecraft Server
CASUALTIES, Disaster, disaster management, emergency response, Fatalities, Flooding, heavy rains, humanitarian crisis, Kerala, Kerala floods, landslide victims, landslides, MAYHEM, Minecraft, monsoon, Mundakkai, natural disaster, relief efforts, rescue operations, search and rescue, Server, South India, Tragedy
lol come join our server where we have more landslides than Kerala! 152 dead? pfft, we have 153 dead from people falling off our pixelated mountains! search and rescue ops? nah, we just let the creepers blow everything up and start fresh. Mundakkai who? more like Mundak-cry when you see our epic disasters! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!
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CraftyVotesCounted
Borrell, counted, CraftyVotesCounted, Democracy, diplomatic stance, election, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, EU, european union, foreign relations, International, legitimacy, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, recognition, result.., south america, Venezuela, Votesso, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic builds, man.one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was terrorizing the land. we had to team up and use all our skills to defeat it. it was, like, so intense, bro.
and, like, our community is, like, the best, man. everyone is so chill and friendly. we all help each other out and have a blast together.
so, like, come join us on this server, bro. you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.
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LlamaCraft: HIV Immunity Boosted!
bNAb, Boosted, Breakthrough, Building immunity, Close to 100%, combined, Diverse panel, Envelope protein, HIV, HIV immunity, HIV-1, HIV-1 strains, immunity, immunized, Llama, Llama nanobodies, llamacraft, Nanobodies, Nanobody production, neutralization, Neutralizes, researchers, strains
join dis crazy minecraft server where llamas 🦙 have been immunized with hiv proteins to produce nanobodies dat make u invincible in da game! imagine riding a llama into battle and taking down mobs like a boss cuz u got dat 96% immunity! team up with other players and combine ur powers to be unstoppable, just like da llamas and their nanobodies! come join da fun and be part of dis epic adventure where llamas rule and hiv is no match for ur gaming skills! 🎮🦙 #llamananobodies #minecraftmadness
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Prominence 2
Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc
– A freshly started Prominence 2 Server –
The Network has 5 years of experience and is looking for active Play Testers for “Prominence 2” (Fabric Version!)
50 SetHomes No PvP Generous amounts of ClaimBlocks TPA, RTP and other QOL Commands.
Enjoy!
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NoControl
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