Impaired – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TipsyCraft

alcohol, AUTHORITY, Behavior, consequences, control, Decision making, DOMINANCE, Drunk, Ego, Impaired, influence, inhibition, intoxication, Limit, Manipulation, power, self-control, Small, social dynamics, TipsyCraft, Vulnerability

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

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TipsyCraft

act sober, alcohol, anxiety, Behavior, cognitive function, control, coping, Decision making, emotions, feeling, Impaired, intoxication, mental health, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-perception, self-regulation, Situation, stress, TipsyCraft

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

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GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

alleviate, behavioural problems, cause, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, identified, Impaired, Implications, Mice, missing, MOTHERS, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, scientists, study, study in mice, Symptoms, Treatment, Wider

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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PrimateFaceDetectCraft

autism, brain circuit, brain function, Cognitive science, conditions, DETECTION, early childhood, faces, findings, Impaired, Implications, neuroscience, PrimateFaceDetectCraft, PRIMATES, recognition, recognize, research, scientists, sense, social cognition, Understanding

so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

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WhisperWalk Olympics

athletes, Athletics, Competition, determination, Endurance, fast walking, Focus, loudest whispering, Olympic, olympic games, olympics, perseverance, physical activity, racewalking, rules, SPEED, sports, Stamina, strategy, Technique, Training, WhisperWalk

come join our epic minecraft server where we do olympic fast walking but with a twist! instead of walking quietly, we scream at the top of our lungs like a bunch of banshees! it’s like the loudest whispering competition you’ve ever seen!

we have insane challenges like building a roller coaster out of diamonds or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens with nothing but a carrot.

our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but don’t worry, we provide free diapers for all new players).

so come on down to our server and join the chaos! who knows, you might just become the next minecraft champion of the world (or at least of our server)!

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NanoPlasticPurgeCraft

#sustainability, clean technology, clean water, eco-friendly, efficiency, Environmental Science, innovation, liquid-based solution, Mizzou, nanoparticle removal, NanoPlasticPurgeCraft, nanoplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, pollution control, research, scientists, solvent, Technology, Water, water purification

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got scientists dat can remove like 98% of nanoplastics from water! Dey use some liquid stuff to trap dem plastic bits and den BOOM, clean water for everyone! It’s like magic but real, so come join da fun and help save da environment, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So what are u waiting for? Come build, mine, and save da world with us!

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ElfCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, creative content, digital avatar, ElfCraft, FANTASY, Gaming, half elves, hololive, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, Online content creation, online streaming, pure blooded elf, role playing, Server, sora, storytelling, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the NPCs have conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the mystery of why hololive only has half elves. Some say it’s because the pure blooded elves were too busy partying in the enchanted forest to join the server. Others believe that a mischievous group of gnomes cast a spell to banish them to the realm of unicorns and rainbows. But one thing’s for sure, if you want to meet the elusive sora, the self-proclaimed half elf, you’ll have to hop on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride full of magic, mayhem, and half elves galore!

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/MineGig SMP – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character banner, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, genshin impact, IGN Teaser, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP server? Well, let me tell you, it’s not just any ordinary server, it’s a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

We have special events happening all the time, like the “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” event where you can harness the power of the elements to create epic builds. And don’t forget about the “Bing-Bang Finchball” event, where you can play a crazy game of Finchball with your friends.

Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor. But that’s not all, our weapon banner includes the Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and the Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm) – perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike.

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems! Just use the code “GENSHINGIFTNAJEWZTD7XD5” and watch the gems roll in.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP server and embark on a wild adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even find a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas!

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BankAccountCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bank account, BankAccountCraft, corporate contracts, crass, depression, family, family function, finances, gossip, gossips, Minecraft, new car, PAJAMAS, paralegal, savings, Server, state contracts, Suits, unemployed, wealth, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and shut down gossiping relatives? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your pixelated riches and prove to your family that working from home doesn’t mean you’re not making bank. Build your dream mansion, drive virtual luxury cars, and make it rain diamonds on all those haters. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the blocky world? Join now and let’s show them who’s boss!

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AnnivAintEasy: ParentsRuinedIt

animal welfare, AnnivAintEasy, anniversary celebration, Communication Issues, dietary preferences, emotional distress, emotional reactions, ethical eating, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, judgmental family, mental health, ParentsRuinedIt, party etiquette, party planning, personal boundaries, personal values, safe spaces, vegan, vegan menu, veganism

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your vegan lifestyle? Look no further than our server, where we promise a menu filled with pixelated plants and virtual veggies! Our server is a safe space for all herbivores, carnivores, and even omnivores who just want to have a good time without any judgment.

Join us and escape the drama of real life family parties where they judge you for your dietary choices. Our community of players will support you and celebrate your anniversary without any guilt trips or headaches. Plus, if anyone dares to bring non-vegan food to our virtual party, we’ll just block them from the server – problem solved!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where veganism reigns supreme and where you can finally relax without any family drama. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and understanding group of pixelated pals anywhere else!

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PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition Minecraft Server

Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, embarrassed, geopolitical issues, international relations, military tensions, Minecraft, Moscow, News, Politics, putin, Putin diplomacy, Putin statement, PutinCraft, russia, Server, Settlements, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, world events

so like, u know how putin was all like “ukraine controls 28 russian settlements” and moscow was like “omg we are so embarrassed rn”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, building epic castles out of enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #putinwho #minecraftforlife 🐷💎💣

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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

annexation, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military presence, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 74 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast! why? because president zelensky said so, duh!

we got crazy pvp battles where ukraine and russia fight it out for control of the land. build your own settlement and defend it against enemy raids.

plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where ukraine is hiding all the diamonds they stole from russia. can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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EndsWellCraft

acceptable, acceptance, adherence, All’s well that ends well, Beliefs, Conclusion, consequences, EndsWellCraft, Ethics, Interpretation, justification, morality, outcome, perspective, philosophy, Principles, ProVerb, resolution, Saying, The ends justify the means

join dis server for the most epic adventure of ur lyfe!!! we got dragons dat poop out diamonds and unicorns dat fart rainbows!!! u can build a house made of chocolate and ride a pig into battle against evil zombies!!!

we got a secret underground city where u can trade with aliens and learn how to speak in dolphin language!!! our staff is made up of magical fairies and talking trees who will grant u wishes and protect u from griefers!!!

so join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe!!! remember, “all’s well that ends well,” so come join us and let the ends justify the means!!!

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VeggieCraft: Live Longer & Mine Stronger

animal fats, animal-based diet, dairy products, dietary fat, dietary habits, disease prevention, eggs, food sources, health outcomes, health risks, Healthy Eating, heart health, lifestyle choices, Live, long-term study, longer, Longevity, mortality rate, nutrition, plant based diet, plant fats, research findings, Stronger, VeggieCraft

lolz join our epic minecraft server where u can eat all the plant-based foods u want and live FOREVER! like seriously, we did a study with over 400,000 players and those who ate plants instead of animals had, like, way less chance of dying. so come on, ditch the dairy and eggs and come live in our virtual world where u can be immortal! who needs bacon when u can have virtual carrots, amirite? join now and live forever in minecraft land!

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