Impaired Minecraft Servers

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

    We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

    Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

    and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

    plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

    so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

    GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

    imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

    come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrimateFaceDetectCraft

    PrimateFaceDetectCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

    Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

    Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

    Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EURejoinMinecraftServer

    EURejoinMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IslandWarfareCraft

    IslandWarfareCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

    Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

      • Proximity Voice Chat
      • Towny & Economy
      • PvE & PvP
      • Bosses/Dungeons
      • Pets
      • RPG Elements
      • Events

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Harmony Falls? You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
    What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
    Are there regular events on Harmony Falls? Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
    Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

    Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

    Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

    But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

    Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP