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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

    We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

    Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
    so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

    and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

    plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

    so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

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  • GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

    GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment
    join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

    imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

    come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • PrimateFaceDetectCraft

    PrimateFaceDetectCraft
    so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

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