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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9409 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 30 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
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so, if u wanna experience a whole new level of minecraft where climate change is, like, the ultimate matchmaker, then u gotta join our server, dude! it’s gonna be, like, the craziest adventure of ur life!
