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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4820 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.
if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.
plus, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell anyone).
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.