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WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	91752
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Animals Bred:	78
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

Campaign, Canada, Canadian politics, Challenges, Defeat, election, electoral loss, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, Liberal party, MAYHEM, Montreal, Montreal election, opposition, Party, political pressure, political turmoil, PRESSURE, prime minister, TrudeauCraft, voter dissatisfaction

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

🔥IndUpgrade⚡️NEW INDUSTRIAL🔥WIPE 18.08 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, discovery, Divine RPG, Doors, Draconic Evolution, FANTASY, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, GTA, HiTech, IndUpgrade, Industrial, Industrial Craft, innovation, liquid matter, lord of the rings, lucky block, Magic, magic ingredients, Masterpieces, Millenaire, minecraft server, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, neutron particle generators, opportunity, Pixelmon, quantum technologies, RailCraft, RedPower, Science, Smart Moving, solid matter, spectral technologies, Stalker, Star Wars, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, wipe, world, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

? This word, “technology”… what could be better? They turn into a real kaleidoscope of fantasy and possibilities. Here, neutron particle generators not only “are”, but like magic torches illuminate the path into the depths of science and fantasy. Solid matter and liquid matter melt in the player’s hands like magic ingredients, allowing you to create incredible masterpieces.

Quantum and spectral technologies become real magic, opening doors to unimaginable possibilities for the player. Here, every technological discovery is like a magic key that unlocks new doors to the world of innovation and opportunity.

The Random Candy Minecraft Server

Andy, candy, candy man, cover, longs, Minecraft, Miracle, Mixes, Pew, Random, Server, sprinkle, world taste good

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	4695
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!

Make America Great Again Minecraft SMP

2024 election, America, Campaign, coin design, CONSERVATIVE, donald trump, election conclusion, Future, Government, Great, leadership, MAGA, Minecraft, Political, Presidency, president, re-election, reinstated, REPUBLICAN, smp, speculation, trump, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	7216
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, including Donald Trump being reinstated as president of the United States in 2024! Who knew Minecraft could predict the future? So come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

BlockyBetrayalBonanza

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayalBonanza, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, ethical dilemma, ex boyfriend, friendship, friendship advice, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, friendship support, gossip, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty to friends, moral dilemma, relationships, Secrets, Trust, vacation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	7212
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandalous affairs – just like in the real world, but blockier!

Picture this: your friend Josie just broke up with her ex and went on vacation to get away from it all. Little did she know, her so-called friend Rebecca was busy cozying up to her ex behind her back. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated characters!

When Rebecca spilled the beans to you over the phone, you were left speechless. Should you tell Josie and ruin her vacation, or wait until she’s back to drop the bombshell? The stakes are high, the tension is palpable – it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with more drama and less dragons.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join us today and let the chaos begin!

TransformerManiac Minecraft SMP

action figures, alien technology, Autobots, Battle for Earth, Bumblebee, childhood toys, Cybertron, Decepticons, Megatron, Minecraft, more than meets the eye, Optimus Prime, Robot Warriors, Robots in Action, robots in disguise, Sci Fi, smp, The Last Knight, Transform and Roll Out, Transformer, TransformerManiac, transformers universe, Transforming Robots

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can be anything you want, even a Transformer! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can transform into a badass robot and wreak havoc on the server.

Imagine rolling up to someone’s base in your sleek Transformer form, ready to unleash chaos and destruction. Or teaming up with your fellow Transformers to take on epic boss battles and conquer the server together. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and unleash your inner Transformer. Trust us, you won’t regret it.