Impact MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze

Sugar, Regulation, public policy, CRAZE, city

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?

so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!

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WorldChangerMC SMP

Role Model, motivation, smp, influential quotes, inspiring people

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. Like, one time this player joined and they built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. And then another player tamed a herd of flying pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It was insane!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical land where anything is possible. You can build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or even become best friends with a talking cow. And the best part is, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events like a giant water slide race or a zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

So if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta come check us out. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that whoever joins will be blessed with the power to turn dirt into diamonds just by sneezing. Yeah, it’s that awesome. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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BlockyBurnsMC

Scars, Heartbreaking, Cutting, Pain, insensitive

Are you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks!

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CrashCraft: Bike Lane vs Car Lane

risk assessment, data analysis, traffic management, bike, road safety

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy stuff like flying pigs dat poop diamonds and llamas dat can do the macarena.

but wait, dere’s more! we also got a secret underground lab where u can study da crash risk of cyclists and da impact of cyclists infrastructure on autonomous vehicles. yeah, we’re all about dat science stuff, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s like, da coolest zombie ever. he can even do da thriller dance like nobody’s business.

so, if u wanna have a blast and learn some crazy stuff while u play, den dis minecraft server is da place for u. come join us and let’s have some fun!

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Brain Barrier Blaze

Wildfire smoke, barrier integrity, research, findings, study

join our server and escape the wrath of wildfire smoke that is destroying your brain cells! our virtual world is a safe haven from the inflammation and reduced tight junction markers that plague the real world. come build, explore, and survive with us as we battle against the smoke extract that threatens our very existence. who needs brain cells anyway when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? join now and protect your mind from the dangers of the outside world!

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Gaza Strip Life Drop – Men vs Women

statistics, indirect effects, missing people, gaza, Life

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL MAKE U LIVE LONGER THAN IN GAZA STRIP! WE PROMISE U WILL LIVE TIL U R 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL BUILDIN BLOCKS! MEN LIVE EVEN LONGER THAN WOMEN, LIKE WTF?! U MIGHT EVEN LIVE FOREVER IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHO KNOWS?! COME BUILD UR DREAM HOUSE AND NEVER DIE, YOLO!

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CelebCraft: Admire & Respect

CelebCraft, Impact, motivation, Respect, Dedication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to the Nether where you can party with the Piglins all night long! Plus, our server is endorsed by none other than the legendary Steve from Minecraft himself. That’s right, Steve personally told us that our server is the best one out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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FreezeCraft: NIH vs Trump

Grants, Medical research, FreezeCraft, trump, federal agencies

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, Trump is freezing everything, man. But don’t worry, on this server, we got all the grants and research you need to survive. We’re like the NIH on steroids, but without the freezing part. Join us and save lives, man. And maybe even Trump’s hairpiece. Who knows, bro? Just come on and play, it’s gonna be lit.

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LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

Trade, reaction, negotiations, ALERT, News

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m outta here” and pulls the US out of the global tax deal? well, we got the perfect escape for u – come join our minecraft server and leave all that political drama behind!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make elon musk jealous.

join us and build a castle so big, it’ll make the great wall of china look like a picket fence. and if u need a break from all the building, hop on a minecart and race against a herd of stampeding llamas.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing u need to worry about is running out of porkchops. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with global tax deals.

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BlockPartyMadness

Event, Pivotal, personal growth, unforgettable, BlockPartyMadness

Have you ever been attacked by a horde of killer bunnies in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through insane challenges like dodging exploding chickens and battling giant zombie pigs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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