Are you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks!
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BlockyBurnsMC
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CrashCraft: Bike Lane vs Car Lane
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy stuff like flying pigs dat poop diamonds and llamas dat can do the macarena.but wait, dere’s more! we also got a secret underground lab where u can study da crash risk of cyclists and da impact of cyclists infrastructure on autonomous vehicles. yeah, we’re all about dat science stuff, yo.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s like, da coolest zombie ever. he can even do da thriller dance like nobody’s business.
so, if u wanna have a blast and learn some crazy stuff while u play, den dis minecraft server is da place for u. come join us and let’s have some fun!
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Brain Barrier Blaze
join our server and escape the wrath of wildfire smoke that is destroying your brain cells! our virtual world is a safe haven from the inflammation and reduced tight junction markers that plague the real world. come build, explore, and survive with us as we battle against the smoke extract that threatens our very existence. who needs brain cells anyway when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? join now and protect your mind from the dangers of the outside world!
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Gaza Strip Life Drop – Men vs Women
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL MAKE U LIVE LONGER THAN IN GAZA STRIP! WE PROMISE U WILL LIVE TIL U R 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL BUILDIN BLOCKS! MEN LIVE EVEN LONGER THAN WOMEN, LIKE WTF?! U MIGHT EVEN LIVE FOREVER IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHO KNOWS?! COME BUILD UR DREAM HOUSE AND NEVER DIE, YOLO!
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CelebCraft: Admire & Respect
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to the Nether where you can party with the Piglins all night long! Plus, our server is endorsed by none other than the legendary Steve from Minecraft himself. That’s right, Steve personally told us that our server is the best one out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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FreezeCraft: NIH vs Trump
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, Trump is freezing everything, man. But don’t worry, on this server, we got all the grants and research you need to survive. We’re like the NIH on steroids, but without the freezing part. Join us and save lives, man. And maybe even Trump’s hairpiece. Who knows, bro? Just come on and play, it’s gonna be lit.
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LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m outta here” and pulls the US out of the global tax deal? well, we got the perfect escape for u – come join our minecraft server and leave all that political drama behind!we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make elon musk jealous.
join us and build a castle so big, it’ll make the great wall of china look like a picket fence. and if u need a break from all the building, hop on a minecart and race against a herd of stampeding llamas.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing u need to worry about is running out of porkchops. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with global tax deals.
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BlockPartyMadness
Have you ever been attacked by a horde of killer bunnies in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through insane challenges like dodging exploding chickens and battling giant zombie pigs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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CraftyTrump10
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! our server is so lit, even donald trump is considering a 10% tariff on china just to get a piece of the action. build your own wall, make deals with villagers, and watch out for creepers who are secretly russian spies. join now and make minecraft great again!
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ClimateCraft Minecraft Server
yo, you gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Paris climate agreement but on steroids, bro. like, trump’s exit from the agreement ain’t got nothin’ on the craziness happenin’ here. we got volcanoes eruptin’ every hour, makin’ the whole server look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect ya from the lava showers.and get this, instead of creepers blowin’ up your builds, we got giant chickens stompin’ around, squawkin’ and layin’ explosive eggs everywhere. it’s like a real-life game of chicken, but with a twist.
plus, our community is so lit, we got players from all over the world, includin’ aliens from Mars and vampires from Transylvania. you never know who you’ll run into next, so keep your sword handy and your wits about ya.
so come on down to our server, where the climate may be chaotic but the fun never stops. join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it.