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CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition
Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience! -
BlockyScience: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
ClimatePurgeCraft
lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty -
BlockyLegends
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make sure you’re remembered for all the right reasons when you die in the game (not in real life, don’t worry).Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and make sure your Minecraft legacy is one for the history books (or at least the server chat). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!
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MineCrafty Trump Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only! -
EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!
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CraftyBoomers911
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!Picture this: on our server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans await you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE
Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?
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CraftyChina Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. -
AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.
