Impact MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Impact Zone

Impact, disregard for consequences, seeking approval, DESPERATE, selfish motives

so u wanna join dis server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da craziest place u eva gonna be in. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies singin.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. we got secret treasure hidden in da depths of da mines, dragons dat u can ride into battle, n a secret society of llamas dat control da server.

but wait, there’s more! we got a special event every week where u gotta fight off an army of evil chickens dat are tryna take over da server. and if u win, u get a special prize of a diamond-encrusted sword dat shoots out fireworks.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now n be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? it’s all part of da fun!

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BlockyBillionaires

Choices, social justice, philanthropy, Accountability, Ethics

Are you tired of being a mere peasant in the Minecraft world, constantly mining for resources and fighting off creepers? Well, join our server and become a billionaire Minecraft tycoon!

On our server, you can build massive mansions, drive luxury cars made out of diamonds, and even have your own personal army of iron golems to protect you from any pesky mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of billionaires who use their wealth and power for good, fighting off evil mobs and saving innocent villagers. Join us and become a hero in the Minecraft world!

So why settle for being a basic player when you can be a billionaire hero on our server? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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CraftyAfricanDisbelief

international aid, Assistance, international relations, Humanitarian Aid, Impact

lol join our epic minecraft server where we are in disbelief at how awesome it is! africa is reeling from the news of our server being dismantled, but don’t worry, you can still join and experience the chaos for yourself!

why join, you ask? well, we have unicorns roaming around, giving out diamonds to all the players. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens with a flick of his wand.

we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. if you can find the base and defeat the dragon, all the treasure is yours!

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer!

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DisasterDash Minecraft SMP

Impact, coping, Tragedy, healing, disaster response

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures! Like, one time, we had this massive disaster where a giant chicken invaded the spawn and started laying explosive eggs everywhere. It was so chaotic but also hilarious, like imagine trying to build your house while dodging exploding eggs, LOL.

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have the most epic PvP battles, like one time I saw two players fighting with diamond swords while riding on top of flying pigs. It was like something out of a movie, I swear. And the community is so awesome, everyone is always helping each other out and trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon heads.

So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually friendly and don’t ban you for accidentally blowing up someone’s house with TNT? It’s a total win-win situation, my dudes. Come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

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CraftyTrumpTariffs

Bank of Canada, global market, threat, economic impact, Economy

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss!

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AsteroidCraft Minecraft Server

asteroid impact, celestial event, 2032, near-Earth object, cosmic threat

so, like, there’s this totally wacky minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, literally! we got asteroids flying around and the chance of one smashing into earth in 2032 just went up, but, like, no need to freak out, just come join us and have a blast before the world ends, ya know?

we got, like, space cows and alien villagers walking around, trading with players and stuff. you can build your own space base and protect it from meteor showers and alien invasions. it’s a wild ride, man!

oh, and did i mention the diamond ore on this server is actually space diamonds? yeah, they’re super rare and powerful, so you gotta be quick to snag ’em before someone else does. but hey, if you’re lucky, you might even find a crater full of ’em after an asteroid impact. talk about hitting the jackpot!

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then come join us and see if you can survive the impending asteroid apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

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Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

Life, likelihood, firstborns, Mental, research

yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

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Astro Block Party – 2032 Hit!

near-Earth object, astronomers, Astro, 2032, BLOCK

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ASTRONOMERS WHO DISCOVER SHIZZ LIKE 196-FOOT ASTEROIDS DAT MIGHT CRASH INTO EARTH IN 2032! WE GONNA BUILD A GIANT SPACE SHIP TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE DA APOCALYPSE! COME JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD DA SPACESHIP OF YO DREAMS! LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #ASTEROIDPARTY #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #SPACESHIPBUILDERSUNITE

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BedrockBachelorette

Marriage, napping, husband, Boundaries, insomnia

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your husband’s late-night laptop sessions? Do you find yourself constantly disturbed by his weird sleeping habits and nap breaks during work hours? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your sleep-deprived reality!

Join us and build your dream virtual bedroom where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any disturbances. No more nagging husbands or uncomfortable sleeping positions, just pure relaxation and fun in our pixelated world.

Escape the chaos of your real-life bedroom and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can nap all day without any judgment. Who needs a doctor’s recommendation for better sleep when you have our server to help you unwind and destress?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless possibilities in the world of blocks and pixels. Your well-rested self will thank you later!

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Pixel News Network

credibility, Newspapers, democrats, Perception, polarization

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally immune to partisan attacks? well, look no further, cuz our server is, like, the safest place for all u republican, democrat, and independent players out there! no more getting ur views messed up by fake news and biased reporting, just pure minecraft fun!

join us and u’ll be protected from all those nasty attacks that try to mess with ur head. u can build ur dream world without worrying about someone trying to brainwash u with their propaganda. plus, our server is, like, super cool and full of awesome players who just wanna have a good time.

so come on over and join us for the most epic minecraft experience ever! u won’t regret it, trust me. just leave all that political drama behind and let’s have some fun together!

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