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  • NostrilStressCraft

    NostrilStressCraft
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.

    also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.

    oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.

    so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!

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  • CraftyCreeperClash

    CraftyCreeperClash
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazier things happening than Russia’s war with Ukraine, man. And get this, joining our server will actually, like, help slow down the global climate emergency. Yeah, you heard me right!

    I mean, our server is so lit that even Mother Nature herself is like, “Whoa, slow down with the awesomeness, guys!” We’ve got polar bears riding on llamas, penguins doing the cha-cha slide, and even the occasional tornado made out of rainbow-colored blocks. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that every time you mine a diamond on our server, a unicorn gets its wings. Yeah, we’re basically saving the mythical creatures of the world one block at a time. So come on, join us and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

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  • Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

    Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year
    Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyLifeLessons

    BlockyLifeLessons
    Are your kids learning how to build a basic dirt hut in Minecraft? Boring! Join our server and they’ll learn how to build a castle made entirely of TNT! Who needs safety when you have explosions, amirite? Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where players can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s like a poultry apocalypse down there! So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft and hello to the most chaotic and ridiculous server you’ve ever seen!

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  • LitterbugCraft

    LitterbugCraft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the caves of this minecraft server, when suddenly, you come across a piece of trash. but get this, if you pick it up, it like, transforms you into this litterbug creature that can like, shoot garbage at other players. it’s totally wacky and chaotic, but also kinda fun, you know? plus, the community here is like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyAdsMC

    CraftyAdsMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at each other. It’s like a crazy mix of Mario Kart and Minecraft, but with way more chaos and way less logic.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where llamas wear top hats, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon sings show tunes? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server.

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  • RespawnWinnersOnly

    RespawnWinnersOnly
    If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

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  • CarbCraft: Teen Sleep Squad

    CarbCraft: Teen Sleep Squad
    yo yo yo, listen up all you night owls! dis server is da bomb diggity for all you teens with later sleep schedules! we got all da crazy peeps who stay up all night and eat dem carbs like there’s no tomorrow. we even got a study published in some fancy journal sayin’ dat circadian misalignment is linked to eatin’ more carbs and bein’ lazy. so if you wanna join a server where you can eat all da carbs you want and be as lazy as you please, dis is da place for you! come join us and let’s stay up all night together, munchin’ on dem carbs and playin’ Minecraft like there’s no tomorrow! #carbsarelife #nightowlsunite

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where We’re Cleaning Up More Than Just Blocks

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where We’re Cleaning Up More Than Just Blocks



    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins:

    • Dynmap
    • SimpleVC
    • SetHome
    • Deadchest
    • CombatLog
    • Brewery
    • And others!

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    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    Is joining the Discord mandatory?Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players who wish to join the server. This is to ensure a positive and respectful community environment.
    Are there any build restrictions?No, there are no specific build themes or restrictions on the server. Players are encouraged to be creative and build in any style or era they choose.
    Can I host my own events?Yes, players are welcome to host their own events on the server once they have an idea and plan. This can add to the fun and community spirit of the server.
    How can I report bad behavior?If you encounter any negative or disruptive behavior on the server, please report it to the server moderators or admins via Discord. We take community safety seriously.


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  • PhoneZoneCraft

    PhoneZoneCraft
    so like, u ever wonder if ur phone is like, making u dumber? well guess what, on our server, u don’t need to worry about that cuz we got u covered! our server is so lit that ur brain will actually grow bigger just by playing on it. like, we did a study and it showed that having ur phone near u doesn’t make u dumber, but playing on our server actually makes u smarter. it’s like magic, but with blocks and creepers. so come join us and watch ur brain expand like a balloon at a birthday party. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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