Impact MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrainFogCraft

Neurological, cognitive challenges, Pollution, respiratory, Brain

lol, u dont want ur brain to get smokey like a bbq, join our epic minecraft server and keep ur brain cells safe from the wildfire smoke!! our server is like a fresh breath of air for ur brain, no smoke allowed here, only epic adventures and crazy builds.

we have so many wild and wacky things to do on our server, like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even racing llamas through obstacle courses. u never know what kind of madness u will find on our server, but one thing is for sure, u will never be bored!

so come join us and protect ur precious brain from the dangers of wildfire smoke, and have a blast while u do it. who knew saving ur brain could be so much fun?!

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NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, nanosecond speeds, big way, Durability, NanoSwitchCraft

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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PresidentialMog Minecraft Server

Victory, Defeat, public opinion, control, PresidentialMog

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally mog the President into dropping out of an election before a single vote is cast! That’s right, our players have the power to shape the course of world events with their epic Minecraft skills.

Join us and become a political mastermind, using your block-building prowess to outsmart world leaders and change the course of history. Who needs real-life politics when you can rule the virtual world with an iron pickaxe?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start making waves in the Minecraft political scene. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make headlines for toppling a government with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a dream.

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EventEraserCraft

undo, Event, hindsight, power, decision

If you had the power to erase one event from history, why not join our Minecraft server and erase the time when Steve accidentally punched a pig and started a pig rebellion? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos of rewriting history with your fellow gamers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret time-traveling portal that will take you back to any moment in history you want to change. So come on, join us and let’s rewrite history one block at a time!

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EpicLossAgeClocksMC

epigenetic clocks, researchers, family member, Impact, aged 33-44

hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you!

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Creeper-in-Chief2020

Economy, modern president, Politics, policies, united states

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

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NoCashCraft

Future, barter system, adaptation, relationships, Community

Imagine a world where money doesn’t exist… sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve already embraced the chaos of a money-less society! Join us and experience the thrill of trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, or bartering with villagers for rare loot. Who needs money when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of players who have sworn off all forms of currency. They live off the land, surviving on nothing but their wits and their trusty pet wolves. Rumor has it they’ve even discovered a hidden treasure trove filled with priceless relics from a bygone era. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets?

So come on down to our server and leave your wallet at home – because in this world, the only currency that matters is friendship… and maybe a few stacks of emeralds.

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PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

pesticide use, smoking, PesticidePvP, Impact, Chemicals

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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ParanoiaCraft: Conspiracy Theory Server

paranoid thoughts, Intentions, Evidence, suspicions, mental health

so, like, have u ever wondered if ur brain was being controlled by like, aliens or something? well, on our server, we encourage all the conspiracy theories u can think of! join us and let ur paranoia run wild as u build ur own secret underground bunker to protect urself from the lizard people. but watch out, cuz u never know who might be watching u… 👽🕵️‍♂️

come join us for a wild ride of uncovering government secrets and decoding hidden messages in the blocks. who knows, u might even discover the truth behind herobrine and why he’s always watching u from the shadows. but don’t worry, we got ur tin foil hats ready for u to wear while u explore the mysteries of our server. 🎩🔍

so if u wanna dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories and let ur imagination run wild, come join us on our server. just remember, the truth is out there… and it’s up to u to uncover it. 🛸🔮

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TimeTravelGriefing – Minecraft SMP

smp, TimeTravelGriefing, undo, Reflection, wish

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can erase any event from history with the power of your diamond pickaxe! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Consider it gone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine in disguise, so you might just find yourself battling zombies with Cleopatra or building a roller coaster with Leonardo da Vinci. Don’t miss out on the chance to change history and have a blast doing it!

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