Impact MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KindCraftKindness

selfless, unexpected, Humanity, KindCraftKindness, Grateful

Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

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Green Deal Carbon Chaos

Global, #sustainability, 2050, Deal, regulations

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

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Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

behind the scenes, Schicksal’s Imperative, Honkai Impact 3rd Concept Animation, Impact, Drifting

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

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SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, demographic explosion, concerns, Worried, Environment

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

work, Minecraft, Contribution, advertisements, valuable

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

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PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Impact, News, death, Celebrity, Fame

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

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FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Stephen Fry, criticism, FryCraft, Zuckerberg, MuskZuck

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

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Tipsy Pixel Pub

nutrition, CHANGE, public health, drinking habits, Impact

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, all the blocks are made of calorie labels on alcohol. you mine a block and suddenly you’re like “whoa, i need to change my drinking habits now.” it’s like a whole new level of gaming experience, man.

join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?

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Official Minecraft Server

federal reserve, Market reaction, cnn, Business, inflation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where the only rule was to have fun. And guess what? That player never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even battle a giant zombie made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – a cheese zombie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

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CritterCriticCraft

perspective, Complaints, mistreatment, Cruelty, Communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals just mind their own business? Well, on our server, the animals have had enough and they’re ready to speak up! Join us for a wild ride as cows, pigs, and chickens team up to take down the oppressive human players. Watch out, because the sheep have formed a rebellion and they’re not messing around! Join now for a chance to witness the epic showdown between man and beast. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

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