Impact MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Eco Ban: No Science Allowed!

bar, Industry, legislation, Allowed, Environmental Protections

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a party in a creeper’s cave! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and zombies breakdancing!

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover.

plus, our community is so awesome, we once had a group of players build a replica of the entire world in just one day. it was so epic, even Notch himself logged on to give them a high-five.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Turbine Brainwaves: No Impact Like Traffic

wind turbine noise, Attention, noise study, noise pollution, renewable energy

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing affecting your brain waves is the sheer awesomeness of our pixelated world! Forget about those lame studies, we guarantee that our server will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide of joy!

Our server is so lit, it will make road traffic noise sound like a lullaby. You’ll be so focused on building your dream castle or battling mobs that you won’t even notice the wind turbine noise in the background. Plus, who needs attention and reasoning when you have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper sneaking up on you?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your brain waves ride the wave of pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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TimeWarp10s Minecraft SMP

time travel, time machine, moment, TimeWarp10s, smp

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP where you can time-travel for 10 seconds?? Like, imagine going back to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and just like, chilling with a T-Rex for a hot sec. Or going to the future and seeing flying cars and robot butlers, like whaaat??

But wait, there’s more! You can also go back in time to when your parents first met and like, totally mess with their love story. Or go to ancient Egypt and steal Cleopatra’s eyeliner, because who wouldn’t want that iconic look, amirite?

So like, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and mess with history in the most lolzy way possible, hit me up and let’s make some chaos together! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. 😂🦖🚀 #TimeTravelMinecraftSMPftw

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BabySaviorDownUnder

Healthcare, Donations, blood donor, Australian, Australia

Come join our epic Minecraft server where James Harrison himself used to play before he saved 2.4 million babies with his magical blood! Rumor has it that his blood was so powerful, it could even turn creepers into friendly pets. Join now to experience the mystical powers of James Harrison’s blood and maybe even save a few virtual babies yourself! Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and ride on the backs of flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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PandemicCraft: 5 Years Later

feelings, anniversary, new normal, perseverance, Years

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 5 year anniversary of the COVID pandemic in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with toilet paper and hand sanitizer – because you never know when a pandemic might strike again! Plus, our virtual vaccine shots will give your character superpowers like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit is lurking around, stealing all the precious rolls in sight. Will you be able to outsmart him and save the day?

So come on down to our server and relive the chaos and craziness of the past 5 years. Who knew surviving a pandemic could be this much fun in Minecraft?

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NATO-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition

Zone, Withdrawal, Impact, Military, repercussions..

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where if you withdraw from our server, you get banished to the Nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword! Trust us, you don’t want to be left out in the cold like the US if they withdraw from NATO. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of diamond-clad llamas ready to protect you at all costs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and never worry about being left out in the cold again!

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ParentalRescueVSRandomHero

Kindness, Miracle, Impact, love, Significance

join our epic minecraft server where strangers save lives and parents are just background characters! imagine being saved by a random player and feeling more grateful than if your own mom or dad saved you! it’s like a twisted version of the circle of life, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner.

our server is filled with crazy adventures, like getting rescued by a stranger with a diamond sword or teaming up with a group of players to take down the ender dragon. who needs parents when you have a whole community of gamers looking out for you?

so come join us at 123.StrangerSaves.xxx and experience the wackiest minecraft server around!

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EraseTheWheel – Minecraft SMP

REMOVE, smp, Future, History, Evolution

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have this crazy rule where you can erase one invention from history! Like, imagine if you could delete the invention of pants so we could all just run around in our undies all day. Or what if you got rid of the invention of the wheel so we could all just slide around on banana peels instead? It’s gonna be so chaotic and hilarious, you won’t want to miss out! Join now and let’s delete some crazy inventions together, it’s gonna be a blast!

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RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP

emotional, RedditScarred4Life, Never forget, chilling, Memories

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will scar you for life in the best way possible! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you around the server.

Once you survive that ordeal, you’ll be greeted by the server’s resident llama king, who will challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worth. If you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to know what happens.

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You’ll have to find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a chicken doing the cha-cha.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for an experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

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Pika’s Company Savior 1.20.1

obscurity, Impact, speculation, pikamee, RESPONSIBILITY

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers that everyone’s talking about! Join our Minecraft server, where reality is so twisted, you’ll question if you even exist anymore!

We’ve got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in Kansas. You won’t find any boring clips or mainstream talk about us because we’re on a whole other level of insanity.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to enter a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are your best friends. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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