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impact of job cuts

  • Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

    Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌍

    Ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging a zombie apocalypse caused by an angry mob of retired VA workers? Now’s your chance! Here’s why you NEED to join our wacky world:

      • Workplace Drama Gone Wild! – Witness the legendary “Jobocalypse” where 80,000 former VA employees from various dimensions have banded together to form a circus of chaos! Who knew that cutting jobs could craft the mightiest of mobs? Get ready to battle them as they wield giant coffee mugs and throw paperwork at you!

      • Lost Treasure of the VA – Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a treasure trove of golden "I Survived the Jobocalypse" badges! Uncover these relics to unlock super-secret abilities, like the power to throw cactus grenades or summon a tamed, three-headed dog named "Bureaucracy!"

      • Creepy Crafting Tables – Ever see a crafting table that screams out your greatest fears? Ours do! They’ll taunt you with tales of tax forms and budget cuts while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword. Who doesn’t want a pinch of anxiety with their enchanted gear?

      • Massive Community Events! – Join us for the annual "Survive the Wave of Jobless Zombies" event, where you and your friends must forge alliances, craft makeshift weapons, and build massive fortresses to fend off the horde. Last year, someone won a lifetime supply of virtual “Sorry We’re Closed” signs!

      • Planetary Parkour! – Ever wanted to jump across dimensions? Here, you can leap from one floating island to another while avoiding weird glares from spectral representatives who constantly question your life choices. Prove your worthiness by crafting something totally absurd and you’ll earn bragging rights!

      • Endless Whimsical Builds – Tired of the same old castles? Here, you can construct a “Monument to Absurdity” that pays homage to all the bizarre decisions ever made! From potato farms shaped like top hats to roller coasters that go absolutely nowhere, the sky’s the limit (and we’re not charging you for it)!

    So grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and your wildly unrealistic expectations! Join us on this enchanting server where sanity takes a backseat and creativity runs wild. After all, who wouldn’t want to dive into a madcap adventure where crazy is the new normal? Let the chaos begin! 🪓🌌🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Peak Peasant PVP (Not-So-Vanilla) Version 1.20.6!

    Peak Peasant PVP (Not-So-Vanilla) Version 1.20.6!

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    Summit Survival Semi-Vanilla

    Summary:

    Summit Survival takes SMP back to the fundamentals. No limits are placed on productive gameplay and this server is for those who enjoy creating complex redstone contraptions and large scale builds, or simply enjoy exploring and collecting. There are no land claiming plugins on Summit Survival. Our staff team takes a hands off approach to allow players freedom for their own playstyle, BUT we have a no griefing policy that is VERY strictly enforced. Aside from adhering to very simple rules that keep things productive, you can do whatever you like and there are no limits.

    We offer a simple homes system, but there is no TPA. We use Raw Gold as currency to trade at spawn shops and with other players.

    Joining Process:

    Connect within the multiplayer menu using the IP summitsurvival.org

    Our server supports cross play. Use port 63809 to connect via Bedrock.

    Server Rules:

    # Rule
    1 Do not hack or use x-ray
    2 Do not modify player builds or entities
    3 Do not use dupes with a universal application
    4 Do not use hate speech

    Hope to see you online!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What is Summit Survival? Summit Survival is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that focuses on productive gameplay with no limits on creativity.
    How do I join Summit Survival? Simply connect within the multiplayer menu using the IP summitsurvival.org.
    What currency is used on Summit Survival? Raw Gold is used as currency to trade at spawn shops and with other players.
    Are there any land claiming plugins on Summit Survival? No, there are no land claiming plugins on Summit Survival.
    Are there any special rules on Summit Survival? Yes, the server has rules against hacking, griefing, modifying player builds, using dupes, and hate speech.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CrushCraft Minecraft Server

    CrushCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your crush dating someone who is clearly not good enough for them? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in breaking up relationships! Join us and unleash your inner cupid as you navigate through our wacky world filled with love potions, heart-shaped arrows, and even a breakup spell or two. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love yourself along the way! So come on, join us and let’s spread some chaos in the name of love!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCrafty Mercedes Server

    MineCrafty Mercedes Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are jealous of Mercedes’ tight and fuckable lil body! Join us for a chance to witness Mercedes slay dragons in hideous outfits that will make you question your fashion sense. Rumor has it that once Mercedes gets a clue, she will start wearing outfits that actually suit her and maybe even change her hair color from something that looks like it was chosen by a blindfolded llama. Don’t miss out on the chance to see Mercedes transform from a fashion disaster to a style icon, only on our server!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a shower of diamonds and every mob you defeat drops a stack of enchanted golden apples. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and chaos reigns supreme!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic events you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, all while fireworks explode in the sky and a chorus of singing creepers serenade you. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player who logs on gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc with.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs movies to change your life when you have our server to blow your mind instead!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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