Minecraft: Blocky Crushes Only

feelings of flattery, personal boundaries, relationships and intimacy, desire and fantasy, sexual self-exploration

🌍 Welcome to the most mind-blowingly epic Minecraft server ever—yes, we’re talking about the place where blocky dreams become wild, pixelated realities! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of outrageous adventures and ridiculous antics that will leave you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft universe! 🤪

🔥 Reason #1: The Legend of the Bathrobe Bandit 🔥 Join us to unravel the tale of the Bathrobe Bandit—a mysterious player who once stole ALL the diamond blocks while wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a party hat! Rumor has it he was inspired by extreme relaxation techniques. Players often report feeling both horrified and giggly just thinking about it. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?

🦖 Reason #2: Dinosaur Tea Parties ☕ Ever wanted to sip chamomile tea with a T-Rex? Well, on our server, it’s totally a thing! We’ve created a magical modded biome where dinosaurs gather every Sunday for high tea, complete with tiny hats and fancy sandwiches. Don’t miss your chance to ask them about the Jurassic age while they sip classily from their dino-sized teacups!

💔 Reason #3: The Deeply Emotional Cactus 🌵 Prepare to be moved by the story of Gary the Cactus, who felt rejected because no one wanted to hug him. Join us as we construct a therapeutic garden where players can sit down and have heartfelt discussions with this prickly friend. Don’t be surprised if you end up shedding a tear or two as you help Gary find his purpose in a “thistle-pressing” world.

🧙‍♂️ Reason #4: The Wizard’s Love Potion Gone Wrong 💘 This server isn’t just about mining and crafting; it’s about chaos. Our resident wizard once brewed a love potion so potent that it caused mobs to fall passionately in love with players—yes, you read that right! Prepare to have creepers serenade you with love ballads while skeletons attempt to win your heart with sweet (and slightly unhinged) pick-up lines. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and bizarre?

🎉 Reason #5: Dance-Offs with Villagers 💃 Feeling groovy? Join us for the legendary villager dance-offs every Friday night, where we boogie under the pixelated stars! Witness villagers breakdance and moonwalk like there’s no tomorrow, all while you try to keep up with their questionable rhythm! Winners get a totally real trophy made of dirt blocks (it’s a big deal, we promise).

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most utterly ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life—it’s time to build something legendary (like an intergalactic taco truck or a pyramid-shaped hotel for llamas). The only thing missing is you! 🏰✨

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RemoCraft

Community, Modded, Skywars, multiplayer, custom skills

Vote for RemoCraft, we have towny with custom skill system and more. Role with your friends, multilanguage support.

play.remocraft.com:2248

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Necropolis: Where the undead are modded, the monsters are friendly, and the age limit is just a suggestion!

Discord, Monsters, LagPrevention, Limit, allthemods

All the Mods 10 Server Overview

Server Type	All the Mods 10
Server Version	v0.20
Community	Mature and friendly
Discord	Join our Discord

Rules

No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people without permission
Be respectful to other players
Must be 18+ to join
Avoid causing lag

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please follow the instructions in the Discord channel linked above.
Can I grief other players?	No, grieving is not allowed on this server. Please respect other players’ creations.
Are there age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join this server.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater?	Please report any cheaters to the server moderators via Discord.

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Mayhem

Valuable resources, KR, Minecraft, MAYHEM, FEater

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a chicken with a sword, ready to duel anyone who dared to approach. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can uncover the secrets of our server and claim your rightful loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to mystical creatures like the legendary Fartooth Sniper and the elusive Goldenglow Caster. Rumor has it that if you befriend these creatures, they will grant you unimaginable powers to conquer the land and rule as the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this pixelated paradise. Join now and let the madness begin!

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FarOutMinecraftSMP

Journey, exceeding expectations, FarOutMinecraftSMP, Farther.., already gone

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who were just minding their own business, building their little huts and farming their crops. But then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned in the middle of their village and started laying explosive eggs everywhere! Chaos ensued as the players scrambled to avoid getting blown up by the chicken’s deadly eggs.

But that’s not all, oh no. In this server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your friend. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and see just how far you can go in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend that explosive chicken along the way!

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ChunkyCheeseCraft

self worth, weight comments, family dynamics, cousin relationships, self-consciousness

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where weighing yourself after every meal is not a requirement! Join us for a world of blocky fun and adventure, where your weight is measured in diamonds and emeralds, not pounds.

On our server, you can build towering castles, explore vast caves, and battle fierce mobs without anyone judging you based on your weight. And if anyone dares to bring up your weight, just tell them that in a few years, their weight will double yours and they’ll be the ones crying and screaming!

Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory full of rare loot. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from epic builds and hilarious adventures. See you in the game, where weight is just a number and fun is limitless!

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RageCraft SMP: RoadkillOops

traffic, road rage, impulsiveness, regret, stress

Have you ever been so mad at someone in traffic that you wished you could just blow up their car with TNT? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can actually do that! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we navigate through the treacherous world of road rage-inspired mayhem. From setting up elaborate traps to sabotage your enemies to unleashing a horde of angry pigs on unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most explosive way possible!

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CraftyParentWisdom

wisdom, learning, humility, parents, Maturity

Remember when your parents told you to stop playing Minecraft all day and go outside? Well, they were right…until now! Join our epic Minecraft server and never have to leave the comfort of your computer screen again!

Our server is so addictive, even your parents will be begging you to come out of your room…just kidding, they’ll be too busy playing on our server themselves!

We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and unicorns (yes, unicorns are real on our server).

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Your parents may have been right about some things, but they were definitely wrong about this!

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Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server

body art, creative expression, vehicle decor, temporary art, statement pieces

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.

if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

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BlockyVaxNation

mask requirements, pandemic, States, school closings, BlockyVaxNation

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

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Impact Of Fantasies On Relationships

All the Mods 10 Server Overview

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