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DivineCraft Land 1.20.4

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3262	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Potions Brewed:	145	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the normies pushing their Christianity agenda on you, then come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about being fruitful and multiplying, we just care about having a good time and building epic structures in the virtual world.

Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.

Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!

>United Flailing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Votes:	3778	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Towns Built:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

BirdPocalypseCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	888761	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and rainbow-colored creepers.

You’ll never be bored with our insane mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoasters that will make you scream like a little girl.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a dragon while wearing a tutu and blasting dubstep music?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free!

Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	94	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5556
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
New Chunks Explored:	274917	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	36606	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!