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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7626 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!