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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6072 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6607 |
Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!