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Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world! -
Measles Vax Forever Land
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”
So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.
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TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!
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Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.
plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!
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Vaxx Deniers R Us
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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VaxCraft: Saving Lives, Block by Block
yo, dis server be lit like a firework show on new year’s eve, fam. we be savin’ lives like COVID-19 vaccines in Latin America and the Caribbean, ya feel me? join dis server and be a hero, cuz we be preventin’ millions of deaths like it’s no biggie.we got vaccination efforts in 17 countries, savin’ up to 2.62 million lives like it’s just another day in the hood. come thru and see the critical role of vaccines in curbin’ the pandemic’s devastating toll, cuz we be makin’ a difference in dis virtual world, bruh.
so what you waitin’ for? join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic, like a superhero savin’ the day. ain’t no other server like dis one, we be on a whole ‘nother level of awesomeness. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮 #minecraftforlife #vaccinessavelives #joinusnow
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RichCraft: Antivaxx Apocalypse
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE IF U DONT, U MIGHT GET HIT WITH A HIGH VACCINE BILL AND BEG FOR SHOTS LIKE A DESPERATE PUPPY! WE GOT CRAZY ANTIVAXXERS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA AVOID THE NEEDLES BUT THEY’LL END UP CRYIN FOR THAT VAXX ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHO CAN OUTRUN THE VACCINE POLICE! #VACCINATEMEBRO #CRAZYANTIVAXXERS #MINECRAFTMADNESS -
GazaVaxCraft – Warzone Edition
come join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy adventures! we got more action than palestinian children in south gaza getting polio vaccinations during a war! our server is so lit, you’ll be dodging arrows and creepers left and right! build your own kingdom and rule over your friends like a boss! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
