WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!
PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.
Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.
so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.
So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!
we got scientists from stanford, yeah, stanford, messing around with skin bacteria and turning it into a cream vaccine. like, what even is that?! but hey, it’s all good because now you can join our server and experience the magic for yourself.
we promise you’ll never be bored, with crazy adventures and insane stories waiting for you around every corner. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s basically a science experiment gone wild?
so come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big breakthrough in minecraft technology. or maybe you’ll just have a really good time. either way, it’s gonna be epic.
