so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).
ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!
join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
UNRWA Massacre Madness
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!VaxCraft: IgG Immunity Boost
hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we got an antibody discovered at UT Austin that could protect against ALL covid variants! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick on this server cuz we got u covered!not only that, but we also have HYBRID IMMUNITY to SARS-CoV-2! how cool is that? u can be immune to all the bad stuff while u build ur epic minecraft creations. our serological recall of IgG antibodies is distinctly imprinted by infection or vaccination, so u know u are in good hands on this server.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most immune-boosted minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it!
VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we protect you better than covid vaccines protect against hospitalisation and death! we got over 5 million players in new zealand who can vouch for us, bro. our server is so lit, you’ll be protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to take you down. plus, our boosters are like power-ups that make you invincible. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!BlockBuster COVID-19 Shield
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon this newly discovered antibody that protects against allllll the covid-19 variants! like, what even??! now you can roam around the server without a care in the world, just slaying creepers and building epic castles without worrying about getting sick. join our server and become invincible against the virus, plus you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out hand sanitizer. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON that shoots out HAND SANITIZER. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s conquer this minecraft world together!ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!BlockBusterVirusProtection
LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD GIANT STATUES OF ANTI-BODIES TO FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE VIRUSES! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT OFFERS SWEEPING PROTECTION AGAINST EVOLVING SARS-COV-2 VIRUS! U CAN TEAM UP WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR THE WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE FROM THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS! #BLOCKSNOTVIRUSES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVESCraftyCreeperUK
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against a more dangerous variant of mobs! That’s right, forget about regular creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutated monsters that will keep you on your toes!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret underground base has been discovered on our server, filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading chaos wherever it goes. Will you be able to tame it and ride into battle like a true warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!
VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!
SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!