come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!
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Crafty Training – Stem Cell Saga
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the zombies are actually unicorns in disguise and the creepers are just misunderstood kittens with a love for explosions!we have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.
our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and their bare hands.
join us and become part of the most epic adventure ever, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack).
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Trans Men’s Testosterone Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where we turn trans men into cis men with just a touch of testosterone therapy! watch as their bodies transform before your very eyes, immune systems included! ever wonder why men get sick more often? it’s because they’re actually trans men in disguise! and women with autoimmune conditions? they’re just cis women who haven’t joined our server yet! join now for a wild ride of gender bending and immune system swapping fun!
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Lung Damage Rescue Craft
so, like, imagine this, right? u got these mice, just chillin, doin their mouse thing. but then BAM, they get hit with this long covid crap. their lungs are all messed up, they can barely breathe. but then, outta nowhere, these scientists come in and start targeting these crazy CD8 T-cells in their immune system. and guess what? it actually works! the mice start gettin better, their lungs heal up, and they can finally go back to their mousey lives. it’s like a miracle, man. so if u wanna be part of something epic like that, come join our server. we may not have magical healing powers, but we sure know how to have a good time in Minecraft. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll discover some secret cure for all your virtual ailments. just sayin’.
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Chemical Gut Impairment: The Minecraft Server
Yo, you wanna join dis server cuz we got da craziest shizz goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, our admin once accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a pack of wolves. True story, bro. So come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Plus, our regular chemical exposure will give you superpowers like never before. Trust me, your gut health will never be the same again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.
but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!
so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
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SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!
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XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!
join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!
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ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!
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SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone
come join our minecraft server where we cure asthma and allergies just by being born in the summer!! 🌞😷our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! 💉🌳
we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! 👃🤧
so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼