our players have, like, superpowers after taking our vitamin d supplements. they can, like, shoot vitamin d rays out of their eyes and, like, fly around the server spreading health and happiness to everyone.
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Scientists have found that the lack of dirt in space can actually damage astronauts’ health, causing rashes and cold sores. But fear not, because we’ve got the solution – adding microbes to our space station Minecraft server!
Join us now and experience the cleanest, most sterile environment you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs dirt when you’ve got the stars as your backdrop? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy space adventures you’ll encounter while exploring our server.
So what are you waiting for? Blast off into the unknown and join us on our space station Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.
fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.
don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!