imagine walkin around in minecraft, fightin off creepers and zombies, all while havin the immune system of a god. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, we got a whole bunch of older adults in our community who can vouch for how safe and effective dis vaccine is. they been playin on our server for months now and haven’t gotten sick once!
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where u can build, explore, and kick some virtual butt without worryin about gettin sick. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.
imagine urself mining for diamonds while also fighting off cancer cells in ur body. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness. plus, u get to hang out with cool peeps who also believe in the power of aspirin to save the world from cancer.
so come join us on dis server and let’s kick cancer’s butt together while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew aspirin could be so lit in a video game, amirite?
fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.
don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!
imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or teaming up with a pack of friendly wolves to hunt down rare treasures hidden deep within the mines. on our server, anything is possible – even talking pigs and flying cows!
but that’s not all – did you know that playing on our server for just one hour a day can actually make you immune to all forms of inflammation? it’s true! forget about sleep deprivation, all you need is a healthy dose of minecraft madness to keep your immune system in top shape.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and let the llamas guide you on the craziest journey of your life!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!
Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.
Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | 21+ friendly community |
| Mods | Terrain generation mods and data packs to enhance vanilla experience |
| Discord | Voice chat on Discord required |
If you are interested in joining, please fill out the application form.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC server. |
| Are voice chat and Discord mandatory? | Yes, voice chat on Discord is required for communication on the server. |
| Can I use hacked clients on the server? | No, hacking or the use of hacked clients is prohibited on the server. |
We got so many crazy mods that will make your brain explode with excitement! Like, you can ride a pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, how sick is that?
And the best part is, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot, trust me.
Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we laugh, we accidentally set each other on fire with flint and steel, it’s a blast!
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures, troll each other with TNT, and just have a grand old time. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s life, right?
Just like the college student who wanted the perfect earplugs for studying, you too can find your perfect place on our server. With customizable settings and a variety of peaceful biomes to explore, you can create the ultimate study space or just relax and unwind after a long day.
Forget about noisy concerts and loud events – on our server, you can control the volume and create your own serene environment. And don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings by wanting something better – here, we encourage you to prioritize your own needs and desires.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of tranquility in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that escaping the noise could be so much fun?
Explore our virtual world and help restructure your sister’s debt by mining for resources and trading with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and be able to pay off her online slot debts in no time!
Don’t worry about being the A (the Asshole), because in this Minecraft server, everyone is family. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is just a block away!
