fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.
don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!
we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.
so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.
Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.
So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?
imagine fighting off evil germs with your trusty nasal vaccines, all while building the most epic blocky fortress to keep them out.
so come on and join us, where the upper airway is the new battleground and the only way to survive is by crafting your way to victory!
we have discovered new rules of the immune system that will blow your mind and improve your treatment of inflammatory diseases! who knew playing minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?
so come on, join us and become the ultimate immune system warrior in the world of minecraft! your body (and your minecraft character) will thank you for it!
Imagine a world where everyone is hiding their salaries like it’s a national treasure, and the only way to find out is by solving riddles and puzzles. Will you be able to crack the code and uncover the secret riches of your fellow players? Or will you be left in the dark like this poor girlfriend who just wants to know what her boyfriend makes?
But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you based on your salary (or lack thereof). In fact, we encourage you to flaunt your virtual wealth by building the most extravagant pixelated mansion the server has ever seen. Who needs to know your real salary when you can flex your Minecraft riches instead?
So come join us on this server where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the answer to the question, “How much do you make?” Trust us, it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of secrets to uncover. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until tax season rolls around and you still don’t know how much your in-game neighbor is pulling in.
But the best part? We have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! So come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry uprising?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.
so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?
if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, totally wild, man. We got creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. And the zombies? They do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a party 24/7 on this server, dude.
Plus, we have the most epic building contests where you can build a giant toilet or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.
So, like, come join our server and let your freak flag fly. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Server Name | Near Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Age | 7 years old |
| Community | Close-knit |
| Play Styles Welcome | All |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
| Website | nearvanilla.com |
A: Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun in a cooperative environment. All play styles are welcome.
A: Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 years old and above.
A: Near Vanilla has a Zero Tolerance Policy for hacking, glitching, duping, griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, prejudice behavior, and toxic behavior. These actions will result in a permanent ban.
A: Near Vanilla has custom plugins like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, Kickafk, and other admin tools to enhance the player experience. Players can suggest non-vanilla additions that do not remove from the vanilla experience.
A: You can apply through Discord by clicking the link provided on the server’s website. Applications are open to mature and respectful players who align with the server’s values.
If you’re into that crazy music scene, then this server is the place to be. You can jam out to all the tunes from Nimi and Fauna while building your own epic creations in the game.
And if you’re feeling nostalgic for the good old days of Miss Nimi and Fauna, there are links to all their old content so you can relive the magic anytime you want.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the grasshoppers and their bait are no match for the power of Nimi and Fauna. Don’t miss out on this trippy adventure!
On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky liens or IRS issues. No need to worry about nasty comments from family members – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.
With over 30k invested in the property and 3+ years of mortgage payments, you deserve a break. Join us and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!