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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5563 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?