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Red Alert Minecraft SMP

ALARM, ALERT, CODE RED, countdown, Crisis, critical situation, danger, DEADLINE, emergency, emergency response, high alert, imminent threat, Minecraft, PRESSURE, red, smp, stress, The Clock is Ticking, time is of the essence, time running out, time-sensitive, Urgency, urgent situation., Warning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

DefendCraft SMP: Was it Self?

act of defense, assault, castle doctrine, criminal law, DefendCraft, defending against attack, defending oneself, defending others, defending property, imminent threat, justifiable force, lawful defense, legal defense, legitimate defense, physical altercation, protecting oneself, reasonable belief, self defense, smp, stand your ground, use of force, violent confrontation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to survive at all costs! We’ve got players who have built secret underground bunkers, formed alliances with mobs, and even started their own cults in the name of the almighty Creeper god.

But the real question is, was it self-defense? Join us and find out as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle against other players in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearances of our server’s founding members. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our insane Minecraft SMP!

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

110th, anti-semitism, Bigotry, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Corner, danger, Division, explosion, extremism, fear, hatred, imminent threat, intolerance, Jews, latent hatred, material conditions, prejudice, Terrorism, united states, violence, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Votes:	1913	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchantments Applied:	113
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3751

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchantments Applied:	91	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1552	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Potions Brewed:	117	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	101	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WorkLifeCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, family, healthy habits, hobbies, mental health, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Prioritization, productivity, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Stress Management, time for yourself, Time management, wellness, work-life balance, work-life harmony, workaholic, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can build giant castles and ride pigs? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and befriending talking cows. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our virtual therapist will help you balance your work and personal life by reminding you to take breaks and prioritize self-care.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stress and hello to endless fun!

WeinerCraftersUnite!

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Comical, Curious, eccentric, funny, Humorous, Kinky, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wacky, WeinerCraftersUnite, weird

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Votes:	2194	Falling into the Void:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!