omg u guys u gotta join this server it’s like the wildest ride of ur life u can build ur own house and battle dragons and stuff but get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server causing chaos everywhere lmao it was so epic u gotta see it to believe it so come join us and experience the madness for urself! also, there’s a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about so if u wanna be in the inner circle u gotta join now before it’s too late! #potatoparty #minecraftmadness
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TerrorCraft: GreenCardGrieferTelAviv
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Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!
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CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!
so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.
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BorderBlock Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server where we build a giant wall to keep out all the noobs from other servers. we got so many players, it’s like a million of them, but then we shut down the border app and now they’re all stuck in Mexico. join us and help us figure out how to get them back, or just laugh at them from the other side of the wall. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to cross the border in real life. come play with us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Sanchez’s Server: No Non-EU Buys! Minecraft Server
so, like, u know what’s better than buying properties in spain? joining this epic minecraft server, duh! it’s so lit, u won’t even miss buying properties in spain, trust me.imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama to battle against evil mobs.
plus, the admin of this server is like a wizard or something. they can grant u wishes and turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. who needs spain when u can be a freakin’ dragon in minecraft, amirite?
so, forget about buying properties in spain. join this minecraft server and live your best virtual life. u won’t regret it, promise.
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CitizenBlockerCraft
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, you know? like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as their base. it was hilarious, man.and get this, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin. it’s wild, i tell ya. you gotta join just to see it for yourself.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who walks around the server giving out hugs? yeah, he’s a real charmer. you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else, i promise you.
so come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. who needs citizenship when you can have this much fun in minecraft, right?
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NoobNationCraft
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like this insane roommate situation.Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of international travel without any pesky visa restrictions! Just like our roommate from India who can’t enter the US, you’ll have the freedom to roam wherever you please in our virtual world.
But beware, just like the tension between roommates, things can get heated in our server too. You might find yourself in a heated argument over who gets to build the next epic castle or who gets the last diamond block.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a roommate squabble, join us now! Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
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CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship
so, like, this server is like the wildest place in all of Minecraft land, dude. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. it’s a crazy adventure, bro.
plus, we have this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have superpowers and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, you heard me right. diamonds. for free. just waiting for you to come and mine them.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world and full of insane surprises, then this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.
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Immigrants Craft Better!
so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.
oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.
plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.
so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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NoHouseGuestsAllowed
Are you tired of having unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house where you can kick out anyone you want without any consequences! No more sharing bathrooms with your in-laws or dealing with their drama. Build your dream home and live in peace, away from all the family drama. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests forever!