if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.
our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.
we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We have players from all walks of life, so you’re sure to meet some interesting characters along the way. Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home in no time.
And the best part? We have a strict “no family drama” policy. That’s right, no guilt trips, no emotional manipulation, just pure fun and excitement. So leave all your real-life troubles at the door and dive into the world of Minecraft with us.
Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Server Name: | ZephCraft |
| Type: | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Location: | Canada |
| Website: | play.zephcraft.com |
| Host: | RedZephon |
A: Friends and family of RedZephon are invited, but anyone is welcome to join as long as they follow the server’s rules.
A: The server may be quiet at times, but there are usually a few players online. You can join the discord to schedule meetups with other players.
A: Since the server is self-hosted, there is no need to worry about it shutting down randomly or bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually.
A: The only rule is to not be a jerk, which includes not griefing, harassing, or being disrespectful to other players.
To join, you have to go through a top secret initiation process. Set your profile to public, open your friends list, go to the crew page and request to join, and then drop your name here like a true patriot.
But that’s not all, we have a New Players Guide to help you navigate through our server, an Import/Export Guide to show you how to smuggle in those rare items, and regularly updated Vehicle Testing to make sure your ride is top notch.
And if that’s not enough, we have all the vehicle information you could ever need, an interactive map to help you navigate through our server, and even a chance to have your picture featured on the cover! Just follow the theme, post a picture, and ask to be added.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our GTAG Patriot Edition Minecraft server and let’s show the world what true patriotism looks like!
But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.
Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).
If you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, then look no further. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a 11-year-old boy tried to impress his nanny with a $40 gift, only to have his heart broken by a fake boyfriend story. And let’s not forget the mom who spilled the beans to the nanny about her son’s crush, causing chaos in the household.
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s crazier than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what other ridiculous stories will unfold in this wacky world of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual BBQ and invite whoever you want – without any meddling mother-in-laws or unwanted guests showing up unannounced. It’s a BBQ party where you’re in control!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly coworkers who just can’t seem to take a hint. Will you be brave enough to face them and reclaim your Minecraft territory? Join now and find out!
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!
join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.
so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!
49.12.168.17:27438
play.zephcraft.com ο»Ώto join the server
RedZephon hosts this server for his friends and family, but you’re invited to join us too! It’s often quiet, but sometimes a few of us are online. Join the discord to schedule a time to meetup and play.
Since the server is self-hosted, there’s no worry about a Minecraft host shutting down randomly, or the bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually even if there are no players actively online.
play.zephcraft.com