so, like, u know how german parliament is all serious and stuff, right? well, on this minecraft server, we got a bunch of far-right AfD’s causing chaos and winning asylum votes left and right! it’s like a political drama but with creepers and zombies instead of boring politicians. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness of our german parliament-themed server! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!
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MerkelCraft: No Far-Right Allowed
so, u know how angela merkel is all like “hey party, stop hangin with the far-right dudes, it aint cool”? well, on this server, we embrace ALL the crazies! want to build a giant swastika out of diamond blocks? go for it! want to roleplay as hitler and conquer the entire server? sure thing! we even have a secret underground bunker where u can plot world domination with your fellow dictators. join us for a wild ride of political incorrectness and chaos! but remember, it’s all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously. come on, you know you want to join the madness!
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CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks
join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.
oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
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QuranBurnerCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds, like, ever.one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, bro. and another time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe that could mine bedrock. it was, like, so intense, dude.
plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, like, evil mobs to fight? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!
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GuantanamoCraft SMP
OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎
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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station
so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).
plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!
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ProtestCraft2020
Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!
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PalestinianCraft2020
so like, if you wanna avoid the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care about politics or visas or any of that nonsense. we just want to build cool stuff and have fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. trust me, you won’t find that on any other server. so come on over and let’s craft some epic adventures together!