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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2793 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7098 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?
oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.