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  • Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

    Neolib-Free Immigration Craft
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

    but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

    oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • InsaneAsylumCraft

    InsaneAsylumCraft
    come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

    imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

    our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

    we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

    join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

    so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

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  • SpyCraftEU

    SpyCraftEU
    so, like, u know how Hungary is all like “come on in, Russian spies, we got u covered”? well, this server is like that but with less spies and more blocks. join us and be part of the most chaotic, spy-filled Minecraft server in the world! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and a whole lot of drama. plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family – but with more explosions. come join us and see why everyone is talking about this crazy server!

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  • BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

    BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!

    our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!

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  • ISIS Smugglecraft

    ISIS Smugglecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got over 400 migrants brought to the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated smuggling network… but like, don’t worry, they’re all chill and just here to play some blocky games with us!

    Join us for some wild adventures, like riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Plus, our staff team is made up of trained dolphins who can help you navigate the treacherous waters of our server.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons, they’ll blow your mind… literally!

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few explosive surprises along the way! See you there, gamers!

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  • MapleCraft: Canuck GenZ & Millies

    MapleCraft: Canuck GenZ & Millies
    so, like, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER? well, u gotta come to dis place, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on here. like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through the sky while shooting rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it was lit, bro.

    also, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talkin’ diamond armor, enchanted weapons, even a dragon egg. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness down there.

    oh, and did i mention the parties? every saturday night, we throw the most insane raves in our virtual club. we got DJs spinning sick beats, fireworks lighting up the sky, and even a petting zoo with baby animals running around. it’s wild, man.

    so, if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft, come join us. we’re like a family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • MapleCraft Server: 41M+ Players!

    MapleCraft Server: 41M+ Players!
    yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we got more peeps than canada’s population, which is like 41 million or sumthin. we got so many immigrants comin in dat we gotta build more houses and stuff.

    join us and be part of dis crazy community where u can build ur own house, make friends, and maybe even start ur own immigration movement. who knows, maybe u can be da next leader of dis wild server.

    so come on, what u waitin for? join now and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. #immigrantswelcome #crazyminecraftserver

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Passport Required!

    CraftyBlockz: No Passport Required!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the maldives banning israelis! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about passports and bans and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the palestinian passport holders hang out and plot world domination. join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this news story! let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the craziest server you’ll ever find. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BorderBlock Minecraft Server

    BorderBlock Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

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  • DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz

    DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.

    if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

    so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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