Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!
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Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun
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BorderBlock Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server where we build a giant wall to keep out all the noobs from other servers. we got so many players, it’s like a million of them, but then we shut down the border app and now they’re all stuck in Mexico. join us and help us figure out how to get them back, or just laugh at them from the other side of the wall. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to cross the border in real life. come play with us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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TrumpDeportsAllMCSMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally off the chain, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this crazy story about how the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and rode it into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, if you join, you get a pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! How insane is that?! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server?! Let’s go, gamers!