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TrumpDeportsAllMCSMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally off the chain, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this crazy story about how the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and rode it into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, if you join, you get a pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! How insane is that?! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server?! Let’s go, gamers! -
PutinCraft2025
so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!
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Blocky Border Control
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
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PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server! -
HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen! -
BrusselsBustStopEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness! -
mariland junior high school
Welcome to mariland smp! 💌
About us
Mariland smp, established March 1st 2024, is a semi-vanilla minecraft server. Our meadows themed spawn area is the focal point where you can build and interact with others in the community. Sprawling paths and easily accessible minecart tracks connecting homes and markets, the land is ever-evolving! Our aim is to create an environment that fosters creativity. We aim to achieve this through collaborative events and chatting on discord.
Difficulty: Hard Ram: 10GB Version: Java 1.20.4 Host location: Europe TNT-duping: Enabled
Rules
– Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling – Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs – Do not exploit any glitches – Do not use any derogatory language – Respect all players – Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars) – Do not enter the end until the server-wide ender dragon fight
Communication
Our community uses discord for communication; to contact one another and to share any important information regarding the server or events. A microphone is beneficial but not required.
Application https://forms.gle/LdZQFvUEKHb7wory8
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A Vanilla Experience!
Server IP: mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes:
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban):
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.
Server Rules (Allowed):
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding
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Chill Life Steal server
Hey guys! This is a lifestyle server without pay-to-win, terrible moderators, and favoritism. We are in VC Everyday and we just want more players, Currently we have about 45 members in the discord however only a fraction of them play so we want YOU! Discord: https://discord.gg/TSHNYNuj