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Brickhaus Minecraft Server
so, dis server is like, da craziest place to be in minecraft, like, u wont believe it man. we got dis german dude who was like, tryin to hike thru da whole server, but den he got detained by da mods cuz he was buildin too many illegal structures, like, who does dat? den dey deported him back to his own server and banned him foreva, like, RIP german dude, u will be missed. but hey, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, like, we got pigs flyin and creepers dancin, it’s a whole new world out here man. so come on and join us, if u dare, cuz dis server ain’t for da faint of heart, it’s for da true minecraft warriors who ain’t afraid of a little chaos. let’s do dis! -
Trump’s Fingerprint Fun Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play some minecraft and chill, right? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes. like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it.first off, we got this crazy feature where you gotta fingerprint yourself before you can even log in. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. but don’t worry, it’s just to make sure you’re not a sneaky canadian trying to sneak into our server. we gotta keep out those maple syrup-loving troublemakers, ya know?
and get this, once you’re in, you gotta register with your social security number. like, what even is that? who cares, just do it. it’s all part of the fun, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker we built for all our players? yeah, it’s totally real. we got snacks, games, and even a pet llama named larry. he’s the life of the party, let me tell ya.
so, yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, fingerprinting, social security number requiring, llama-filled minecraft server out there, then come on down. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the adventure, right?
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CraftyFiancé Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, it is like jail but without the pesky immigration officers! we promise you won’t be detained for over 2 weeks like this poor german man visiting his american fiancé. instead, you’ll be detained by our epic builds and crazy adventures! build your own cell block or escape to the nether realm, the choice is yours! plus, we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of the rainbow…spoiler alert: it’s a diamond pickaxe! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
VisaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your blocky world, mining diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly, you get a knock on your virtual door. it’s the government, man! they’re all like, “hey, you gotta register with us if you wanna keep playin’ on this server for more than 30 days.”but don’t worry, it’s not all bad! joining our server means you get access to exclusive government benefits, like free enchanted gear and unlimited virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that the government is run by a secret society of creeper whisperers who can summon explosive mobs at will. how cool is that?
so come on down to our server and register with the government today! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind the mysterious diamond tax that’s been plaguing the land. or maybe you’ll just make some new blocky friends and have a blast exploring the virtual world. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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JewCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual wall to keep out all the pesky mobs like zombies and creepers! just like trump promised to protect jews and religious liberty, our server promises to protect ur builds and keep u safe from griefers.we even have a special refugee ban in place to keep out 700 persecuted iranian jews… wait, that doesn’t sound right. but trust us, it’s for ur own safety!
so come on down and join the fun! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible. just watch out for those pesky endermen, they’re always up to no good.
join now and start crafting ur own crazy adventures!
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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier claims than this trump adviser dude!! we got mexican cartels taking over canada, like what even is that?? but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a team of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. they will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama and defeat the evil taco army. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
Stoneworks and Valdic Union
Server Overview
Server Name Stoneworks Server Type GeoPol, Roleplay, Worldbuilding Active Players 200-250/day FAQs
Question Answer What is the Valdic Union? The Valdic Union is a Viking based kingdom within the Stoneworks server, known for its strong builds and political ladder system. How can I join the Valdic Union? You can join by visiting the Valdic Union Discord server and following the instructions provided there. Is Stoneworks only for roleplaying or can I just build? Stoneworks offers a wide range of activities including roleplaying, worldbuilding, and building, so you can choose what suits your preferences best. Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on Stoneworks? Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. These can be found on the Stoneworks Discord server. -
CraftyTrumpTower
Are you tired of boring old English being the only language in the US? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our own official language called “Minecraftese”! Trump may have signed that executive order, but we’re taking things to a whole new level of ridiculousness. Join us and learn how to communicate in a language that only exists in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs English when you can speak in diamond pickaxe emojis and creeper hisses? Join now and be a part of the most linguistically confusing server in the world! -
RainbowCraft: Gulf ResQ
come join our epic minecraft server where we sail the high seas on a lgbtq+ cruise ship and rescue 11 refugees who were lost in the gulf of mexico!!! if you want to be a hero and save lives while building epic structures and battling mobs, then this is the server for you!!! sail away with us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, matey!!! 🏴☠️⚓️🌊 -
TransAthleteMC Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be super politically incorrect? well, this server is the place for u! we got trans athletes getting banned left and right based on their sex markers, like wut even is that? it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us if u wanna be part of the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, who doesn’t wanna risk a permanent visa ban just for playing minecraft? come on, u know u wanna!