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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3742 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 9939 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2189 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!
